♡ Will You? || Cody Carson {COMPLETE}

Bromance

Vic's POV:

Cody barged into my room without warning. It's always been that way with him. Whenever he need something, why call or text? No, he just waltzs into your house like he owns it. He's really annoying at times, how anyone can put up with him I don't know.

"Woah, dude!" I exclaim, shoving my notebook under the taco blankets. Yes, taco. Not like I was doing anything, unless you consider writing a song something. "I'm sort of busy here!"

God, I hate him so much. "United we fail, divided we fall, yada, yada, yada. You weren't doing anything. We both know that." Cody replied smirking. It went on like that for a while, back and forth, calling each other names through lyrics.

"WE CAN'T DIE, WE'RE DEAD INSIDE!" I scream at the top of my lungs. "What do you want now Carson? This isn't another one of your surprises is it?" Backing away, I reach for my pillow. "Last time we ended up in jail for a night, and I'm not afraid to use this!" I gesture to the pillow.

"Hallelujah! I say it's a miracle, thank you Jesus!" Cody says grinning. "Yes, it is, but this time you're gonna love it. And whose fault was it for getting in jail!? You sneezed!"

"Hallelujah, I say, fuck your faith, fuck your faith! I can't help it! I'm allergic to dust, and how was I supposed to know we'd be hiding in a supply room!?" Let me explain what happened. We already knew Kota and her twin Sonia, who I had the biggest crush on at the time and still do.

~~~~Flashback~~~~

I was so beyond mad at Cody right now, but I couldn't help but laugh at his stupid face. In all honesty, I'd go gay for this faggot. He was adorable. Good thing I wasn't gay then. Cody paced back and forth, his hand running across the bars of our jail cell, making the most annoying metallic sound I had ever heard.

I face palmed as I jumped down from the top bunk of the jail beds. As I did, my hand hit the back of Cody's neck and he whipped around, taking the pose of someone doing yoga. "I am a tree!" He yelled as he closed his eyes. I face palmed harder and when I didn't reply, he opened one of his eyes and raised an eyebrow looking at me.

"It's your fault we're in here!" I yelled as he lost his balance and fell, slamming to the floor.

"What! Is not! It's yours Vic!"

"Is not!" I slapped him on the back and gave him the middle finger.

We had been in here for about three hours tops. I couldn't stay with this moron any longer. A bro date, that was different. But this, I couldn't do. I had energy, but knowing the energy that Cody had, he probably stayed up all night and ran around the house till dawn like a fucking hamster on a hamster wheel.

It was his fault. Cody decided that Kota should spend time with her Twin, so I decided to take the asshat out for dinner. Turns out, we got drunk. I took him to my favorite taco place. Well, after we ate, we ordered beer after beer after beer until we got drunk. We both went in the bathroom and threw up for a good thirty minutes. When we walked back out into the dining room, the lights were off and everyone was gone.

Cody and I turned our heads slowly and looked at each other with the biggest devil grin we could manage. Cody started flipping tables and dragged one into the middle of the dining room. Jumping on it, he gave a few hip thrusts and sang out loud, "O-m-g look at me! All I wanna be is just like him!" I heard him singing and singing as I was in the back making tacos. Coming out with one in each hand, I nudged him off the table and hopped on.

"Olay!" I yelled as I stuffed my eating hole with food. I felt Cody grab me by the pressure point on my shoulder and yank me off the table. As I slipped on the floor Cody pointed at me with a straight finger aiming at my pressure point.

"Oh dear! Have we struck a nerve here!" He yelled out as he started dancing. I grabbed him by the leg and pulled him off the table, tackling him to the ground. He landed on his back and I hopped onto his torso, letting my knees straddle his hips. I started punching him in the chest, but not too hard to the point that he would try to hit me back. "Olay!" I yelled out again.

"Shut the fuck up with the olay man!" Cody yelled as he pushed me off of him. We heard sirens coming closer and closer. 'Fuck. They must have an alarm system in this place.' Flashing red and blue lights filled the restaurant as Cody and I hid behind one of the counters.

We heard the front door bust open and footsteps cautiously walking across the floor. The cop had walked right past us when I ended up having a sneezing fit. The cop loaded his gun and called out, "Step out into the open and drop any weaponry you may have!" We both raised our hands above our heads and stood up, walking to the middle of the dining room. "Anything you say can and will be held against you," He said as he cuffed the both of us. "Seems like you guys just had a rough night. I think just one day locked up will be good enough." he said as he pushed us outside.

I felt the night breeze brush against my face, moving my hair so that it was in my mouth. 'Gross! Ew gross!' I exclaimed in my head.

After taking my time to remind Cody that all of this had happened, he jumped into the bottom bunk and yelled, "It's still your fault man!" Rolling my eyes, I went to slap him but he let out a few snores. How had he fell asleep that fast? Face palming for what had to be the eightieth time tonight, I crawled into the top bunk and stared at the ceiling. I had someone in mind, but everything was still a blur due to everything that had happened that night. I finally closed my eyes and drifted to sleep.

~~~~End of Flashback~~~~

The annoying asshat exclaimed throwing jeans and a Slipknot shirt at me. "It's still your fault! Now hurry the fuck up man!" I can never win with this idiot, but he's mine, so I'm good with that.