ˡᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ᵖᵗ ᵗʷᵒ

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cat dad namjoon who has 5 cats and human dad seokjin who has five kids.

and then one of namjoon's cats got out while bringing on the groceries

and one of seokjin's children run away after school.

then the two are like searching, "monie?!" namjoon calls, "yoongi i swear i will kill you once i find you!"

and then they find yoongi and the cat next to each other in a alley.

"ah, sorry. i'm namjoon, this is monie" namjoon introduces as he picks up the spotted ginger-black cat "m seokjin, this is yoongi"

and they bond, eventually seokjin brings namjoon to their home to meet the other four.

he couldn't have brought namjoon in worse circumstances

taehyung was chasing hoseok with a book that was on fire, jimin was chasing them with a bucket of water, jungkook was trying to eat a shard of glass, and yoongi was trapped under a bookcase which was nonconveniently next to a heater.

"oh my fuck" namjoon looks at everything. "i'm so sorry, this isn't usually what happens" seokjin apologizes. he takes the glass from jungkook and lets yoongi out from the bookcase.

"seokjin!" namjoon grabs the olders shoulders "don't worry your pretty little head, go outside, take a walk, give me fifteen minutes"

seokjin nods and leaves "okay, this shouldn't be that hard"

fifteen magical minutes later

seokjin takes a deep breath before opening the door. he finds jungkook asleep with a bottle hanging from his lips on the couch, taehyung is watching tv, jimin was building with blocks in his play pen, hoseok is coloring and yoongi is reading.

meanwhile, namjoon is wiping down the walls, but everything looks spotless. cleaner than when they bought the house!

"what- how- when-.." seokjin took off his shoes and couldn't even think. "you're back!" namjoon smiles and puts down his bucket.

"jungkook was hungry so i fed him baby food, taehyung couldn't get the tv working, it was unplugged."

"hoseok wanted his crayons and found taehyung with them so he hit taehyung which caused the run around but they've made up, jimin was trying to be the mature one, and yoongi couldn't reach the book he wanted"

"oh and i found a bat in the basement" namjoon holds it up "we have a basement..?" namjoon chuckles.

"i had seven siblings, and my cousins and aunts had me babysit a lot so i kinda picked up little tips" seokjin hugs namjoon "please, please, please marry me"

"how about we date first and see where that goes?"

namjoon brings seokjin to his house and his jaw drops, he has two greenhouses, a sustainable farm in his basement, this third floor is a cat based floor.

"i kinda lived off my parents will, and created this abomination" seokjin presses namjoon up against the wall . "are you a robot, nothing man made is this perfect" namjoon giggled

"how perfect? i only learned to cook when i was 17, before that i was just ordering them fast fo-" seokjin pressed his lips against namjoon's.

"i love hearing you blabber on but let's shut you up, hm?"

and since then, they became dad dads. still, in every family photo, seokjin and yoongi are arguing, taehyung is biting hoseok, jimin is pulling him off, and jungkook is cuddled into namjoon as he holds him.

and of course the cats all puddle at namjoon's feet