Haikyuu Scenarios

99. Kiyoyachi

Main pairing: Shimizu Kiyoko x Yachi Hitoka

Other pairing(s): Tsukkiyama (Tsukishima x Yamaguchi) / Levyaku (Yaku x Lev) / Hinted kuroken (Kuroo x Kenma)

Warnings: None

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*At morning practice on Tuesday*

*Kiyoko in a bad mood*

Yachi: Hey, Kiyoko-san, are you ok?

*Kiyoko, smiling*: I'm fine, Yachi. Nothing to worry about.

Yachi: Is there something troubling you?

Kiyoko: No, no, it's just that... My parents are setting me up in a blind date today... The don't know you and I are dating because they're homophobic and would kick me out of the house if they found out.

Kiyoko: I'm just going to tell them that I'm a lesbian and am dating you, so I won't be there for long. But honestly, my nerves are shot.

Yachi: Oh no, I'm so sorry, Kiyoko-san. Can I do anything to make you feel better?

Kiyoko: You could give me a kiss?

*Yachi kisses Kiyoko*

Tsukishima: Ew.

Daichi: Tsukishima, are you homophobic?

Yamaguchi: Nah, he's just not a fan of PDA.

Sugawara: How do you know?

Yamaguchi: Well, I think I'd know if my boyfriend of 2 years was homophobic.

Tsukishima: Closer to 3.

Sugawara: WHAAAA-

*Kiyoko, smiling*: I love you. 

*Yachi, happy her girlfriend is feeling better*: I love you too, Kiyoko-san.

*That afternoon*

*Kiyoko, under her breath*: Ok, you can do this. Just go in, tell him what you have to say, get out. Easy.

*Kiyoko goes in and sits at their arranged table and a few minutes later, a guy sits in front of her*

Kiyoko: Hello, you must be- wait, Yaku?

Yaku: Kiyoko? You're the one my parents set me up in a blind date?

*Kiyoko, sighing*: It would appear so.

Kiyoko: Look, sorry to disappoint you, but Yachi and I are dating.

Yaku: Look, sorry to disappoint you, but Lev and I are dating.

Kiyoko: That's a pleasant surprise.

Yaku: Agreed.

Kiyoko: Parental pressure?

Yaku: Yup. I'm assuming you too?

Kiyoko: Yeah. Did you come out to them?

Yaku: Unfortunately. They turned out to be homophobic so now they're setting me up with every girl my age they know.

Kiyoko: Another good reason for me not to come out...

Yaku: Ok, here's the deal. If we go now and never meet again, our parents will continue to set us up with other people who actually wants to date us. I think that we should go on these 'double dates' with our friends. When actually we bring our partners and just have a fun time together.

Kiyoko: That's... A really good idea. 

Yaku: How is this Saturday?

Kiyoko: Great. We'll see you then.

*The next day*

Kiyoko: Hey, Yachi. I need to talk to you.

Yachi: What is it, Kiyoko-san?

Kiyoko: Y'know that date I went on yesterday?

Yachi: Yeah...

Kiyoko: It went better than expected.

*Yachi, with a trembling voice*: Are you breaking up with me Kiyoko-san? Because if you are, I totally understand. You deserve better than-

Kiyoko: No, no, Yachi, I'm a lesbian, remember?

Yachi: Oh yeah, sorry.

Kiyoko: So apparently, my date was Yaku.

Yachi: Yaku? The libero from Nekoma?

Kiyoko: Yeah. But I found out that he was dating Lev and he went to that date because his parents pressured him.

Yachi: O-oh.

Kiyoko: So, we made a deal: We will continue going on those supposed dates, but in reality we will bring our partners and just go on double dates.

*Yachi, excited*: That sounds fun.

Kiyoko: Are you free this Saturday?

Yachi: Yeah.

Kiyoko: Ok, I'll pick you up at 10 a.m.

*On Saturday*

Kiyoko: Hey, Yachi. You look stunning.

Yachi: W-well, you always look stunning, Kiyoko-san, so I can't say the same to you.

*Yachi, internally*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DID I JUST SAY OMG- MY NERVES ARE GETTING TO ME-

*Kiyoko giggles*

Kiyoko: Are you ready to go, love?

Yachi: Ye-yes.

*They have a great time together*

*3 months later*

*Nekoma and Karasuno has a practise match*

Kuroo: Hello, Karasuno!

Kenma: Kuro, it's too early.

Kuroo: Sorry, Kitten.

Yaku: Idiot, hurry up.

Lev: Yaku-san, why are you always so mean to me?

Kiyoko: Don't worry, Lev, he loves you.

Lev: Aww, really?

*Yaku, blushing*: Shut up, both of you!

Tanaka: Hey! You can't say that to Kiyoko-san!

Kiyoko: It's fine, Tanaka. That's his love language.

*Kiyoko winks*

*Yaku, blushing even more*: Kiyoko I swear to God-

Yachi: Pfft-

Daichi: Since when are you two so close?

Kiyoko: Since we started going on dates.

*Everyone except Yaku, Lev and Yachi*: WHAT?!?!?!?

Sugawara: Kiyoko, are you cheating on Yachi?

Kuroo: Yaku, are you cheating on Lev?

*They explain the situation*

*Everyone except Yaku, Lev and Yachi*: Oh...

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Wait... I forgot they lived in different cities... Fuck. Um, ok... Just pretend they live in the same city, ok?