BLACK ROSE

part 3

[MPT.PS is doing worship before God]
PS:Shivji!ek toh un dono me itni dooriyan hai.Aap aur kyun payda kar rahe hai?Kuch bhi karke dsp sir ko pehle zaysa bana dijiye
SS:pushpa ji!aap ese kyun bol rahe hai?dsp sir toh pehle zaysa ban hi gaye.Apne nehi dekha,kaise unhone opertaion ka sara intezaam khud kiya?
PS:haan,santu!magar phir bhi humme sukoon nehi mil raha hai. Esa lag raha hai ki kuch buda ho raha hai...
SS:Mujhe toh esa nehi lagta,wese bhi maddam sir aur dsp sir ka love story na mujhe kabhi samajh me ayee thi aur aati hai
KS:pushpa ji sahi keh rahe hai santu.Humme bhi lagta hai,kuch gadbad chal raha hai.Ek insaan ek din me badal toh nehi sakte na?
SS:badle thee na?ek din me hi toh achanak se villain ban gaye,lekin esa hoga toh love story kaise banega!matlab villain aur heroin ka love story hoti hai kya?
PS:kya love story love story laga rakhe ho santu?
KS:Humme aur intezaar nehi karna chahiye.Anu bhaiya ke khilav action lena hoga.Woh jo kar rahe hai illigeal hai.Hum chahe toh unko women vilolence ke case me arrest kar sakte hai
SS:dsp ko arrest karenge aap?
KS:kanoon sabke liye saman hai!chahe woh dsp ho ya labour.Accha,idhaar ayiye,suniye sab....
[They discuss a plan]
[AS is working on his laptop on the bed.HM enters with tea cup in her bandaged hand
She notces AS's hand bandaged, too and doubts about it]
HM:apke cha
AS:hm?oh!haan!iska hi intezaar tha,dijiye!
[AS takes a sip]hm!!!acchi bani hai
[HM is silent]
AS:aap itne moorchit kyun lag rahe hai?
[She is still silent]
AS:hmm....apko dekh kar khali khali lag raha hai.Arey haan!humme pata hai kyun.Bataye?
[Now she looks at him with enquiry eyes]
AS:nayi nayi shaadi hui hai apki.Aur aap ese...nehi nehi,apko stree ki tarah dikhna chahiye,taaki koi apko dekhe toh kahe ki aap anuvab singh ka wife hai.(He keeps the tea aside and goes to HM)ayiye,ayiye,bethiye!
[AS makes her sit before dresssing table.HM is tired to face these random behaviours of AS.He extends his two fists]
AS:hm...in dono haat me se ek me aapke liye kuch hai...chuniye...
[HM does not even look at him]
AS:(angrily)chuniye!
[She shievers up and chooses the left one]
AS:haha!pata tha left wala chunenge. Kyunki humme pata hai aap left handed hai.
Isiliye maine right hand me rakha tha.Chaliye,koi baat nehi....dekhna nehi chahenge kya hai isme?
[He opens his fist.HM sees that it is a nuptial chain]
AS:mangalsutro!accha hai na?kal hi banaya hai
[AS stands behind her,removes her hair and puts the chain around her neck.HM has become emotionless.She is just staring at the mirror]
[On the other hand,outside the door,two women wearing saaree covering their whole face with fring of saaree.They are no other but SS and PS]
PS:santoo,yaad hai na? karishma ji ne kya kaha?hum dsp sir ke khilav maddam sir ka statement record kar lenge!Iski madat se hum dsp sir ke khilav FIR likh sakenge,chalo
SS:ek question!
PS:ab kya?
SS:agaar FIR hi likhwana hai toh hum FIR registrer kyun nehi laye?
PS:jarbudhi!itna bada FIR registrer tum chpaoge kaha?Aur chupa bhi liya toh dsp sir jab puchenge ki yeh hai kya  tab kya jawab denge?
SS:point!
PS:chalo
SS:ek aur question
PS:phirse,aab kya?????
SS:aap haat me dudh kyun laye hai?
PS:accha yeh?maddam sir ke liye!humare saasu ma kehte thee agaar tum dudh pee loge toh tumhare samne wale tumse acche se pesh aane lage ga
SS:suhag raat me dudh peena padta hai suna hai.Shiv ji ke mathe me dudh dalna padta hai,yeh bhi suna hai, lekin apke yeh wale baate toh zindegi me pehli bar sun rahi hoom
PS:Tum zindegi me dekha hi kya santoo?
SS:apke zindegi me bacha hi kya pushpa ji?
PS:😒😒😒😒bahut ho gaya.Ab andar chalo...ghumta!
SS:haan!haan!
[Inside the room]
AS:Aab lag rahe hai aap haseena singh
[Haseena Singh!The word stings her like a thorn of poison]
AS:arey!asli chiz hi bhool gaye!Sindoor!aurat ke liye sabse zaruri!
[The doorbell rings]
AS:iss vakt kaun aya?
HM:hum dekhte hai...
AS:nehi,nehi!aap bethiye,hum dekhte hai
[AS opens the door]
PS:(overacting)namaste ji!
SS:(thinking)shuru ho gaya overacting!
AS:namaste!kaun hai aap log?
SS:muje nehi pehchana?apke mataji ke jo chcha ji hai na?unke mausi ke beti jo hai,unke nanad ke mama ke vatije ki parosi ke beti hoon mai!
AS:ji?
SS:haan,yaad nehi?apke mataji ne humme ek bar kaam ke liye bulaya tha?
PS:Ghar ka haal kharap karke rakh diya.yaha waha mayla karke rakha hai aur Humare ghar ko khudke naam kar diya. Ghar me rehen ka bhi toh layek nehi hai tu!
AS:excuse me?
PS:humne nehi!Esa apke mataji ne kaha hai.Unhone humme bheja hai ghar ka kaam karne ke liye
AS:lekin mataji ne toh humme kuch nehi bataya
PS:tere saath baate karne se mera pressure high ho jata hai!
AS:kya?
PS:Esa humne nehi,apke mataji ne kaha hai
AS:accha thik hai.Aap log kaam kijiye,andaar ayiye,waha kitchen hai
[AS leaves.SS and PS become happy as they succeeded on entering the house]
AS:(to HM)haan,toh kaha thee hum?sindoor!yeh wali chiz mataji bahut samhalke rakhte hai...thoda time lagega dhoondne me.Abhee aate hai hum
[AS goes to his mother's room.HM leaves a sigh of frustration and looks at herself especially the chain on the mirror]
Voice:(whispering)maddam sir!
HM:kaun?
[HM stands up turning behind and sees SS and PS]
HM:aap log?aap log yaha kya kar rahe hai?dsp sir dekh lenge toh gazab ho jayega
PS:aap chinta maat kijiye,karishma ji ne humme bheja hai.
SS:maddam sir,Hum apke statement...
PS:yeh kya hai maddam sir?(PS touches the nuptial chain)
[HM is silent]
PS:(shocked)kya..kya yeh sach hai?
[HM nods her head.Her eyes fill up.PS's eyes also fill up in sympathy for HM]
PS:humne aap dono ko saath me toh dekhna chahte thee magar iss tarah nehi...aur yeh apke haath me bandage kyun?
[HM controls herself]
HM:chodiye na,jo hona tha ho gaya.Aapke haat me kya hai?
SS:dudh hai... Pushpa ji ka manna hai ki dudh peene se....
AS:haseena ji,yeh dekhiye,sindoor mil gaya
[PS and SS quickly cover their face by saree]
AS:aap dono yaha kya kar rahe hai?
PS:w..woh..humne socha yeh wali room se saaf saafai shuru kare
AS:aap dono ko kitchen me jaane ke liye kaha tha na?jaiye!
[PS and SS leave.HM leaves a sigh as they are not caught]
AS:haan haseena ji,bethiye,hum apko sindoor laga de te hai
[Of course,HM does not want to wear sindoor from his hand.But she is helpless.She sits befor the mirror.SS and PS actually did not go.They are watching everything from the door.AS takes a pinch of sindoor and takes it to her.HM closes eyes]
[AS was going to put it on her but suddenly he notices SS and PS on the mirror.He stands up.HM opens eyes]
HM:k..kya hua?
AS:andaar ayiye dono
SS:pushapa ji!!aab kya kare?
AS:andaar ayiye!
[They enter]
AS:waha khade khade kya kar rahe thee?
PS:woh..hum....
[He removes the saree from their head and they are revealed.Both of them are afraid as well as HM]
AS:Aap logo ko zarur gant hoga ki hum intelligence me kaam kiya hai.Isilye,humare peeth peeche var karna itna bhi asaan nehi hai
SS:sir,var kaise karnge?weapon nehi laye hai na!
HM:sir..In logo ki koi galati...
AS:(to ss)school me kabhi punishment mila hai?
SS:haan?chup chup ke baate sunne ke liye toh kabhi nehi
AS:Ati uttam!Toh aab aap sikhenge ki punishment kya hota hai
HM:please sir,maaf kar dijiye na...
AS:sab humare saath kitchen me aayiye
[They are in a panic about what is gonna happen]
[KS along with CC enter in the hospital]
KS:(to a nurse)excuse me,patient Salma mallik se mil sakte hai?
Nurse:let me check,ma'am
[after checking in the computer]
Nurse:sorry,ma'am. Iss naam me toh koi patient nehi hai
KS:ka?arey!kal raat hi toh heart operation hui na unki?App thik se dekhiye
Nurse:nehi ma'am!Esa naam ka patient admit hi nehi hui
KS:yeh kaise munkin hai?Accha,kal raatko,12 ya 1 baje koi heart operation hua tha?
Nurse:nehi,esa toh koi record nehi hai
KS:Toh phir...
CC:karishma maddam,hum ka kehte hai,aap sidha unko phone laga dijiye
KS:hm...kaam ka baate kiya hai tumne(She calls HM's ammi)
ammi:hello?
KS:namaste,aunty ji!Aap kaisi hai?
ammi:Humare khyal kaun rakhta hai?beti bhi hai humari,do din se na ghar aa rahe hai, na call kar rahe hai.Kaha hai woh?
KS:w..woh..aunty ji,maddam sir ek case ke silsile me kuch dino ke liye lucknow se bahar gaye hai...network kharap hai waha...toh..toh phone nehi kar paya.Accha,aap kaha hai?
Ammi:ghar me!
KS:ghar....ghar me?lekin aap ghar kaise pohochi?
ammi:kyun?itna budhe bhi hue hai hum.Lekin iska matlab yeh nehi ki humari beti humari puchdach na kare
KS:aunty ji!aap galat samajh rahe hai...maddam sir phone nehi kar paya,isiliye humme bola phone karne ke liye.Accha hum rakhte hai.Namaste!
[Call disconnected]
KS:(thinking)kuch toh hai jo humme samajh me nehi aa rahi hai.Pehle uss ladke ko spy bana kar maddam sir ko arrest karna,phir aunty ji ka jhoot operation.Yeh sab.... anu bhaiya?haan!unka hi plan hai...ka chahte hai woh?
[in the kitchen of AS's house]
AS:(to ss)chammach lijiye
[SS goes to take it by hand]
AS:muh se
SS:muh se?
[AS turns on the tap of water on the sink and brings a jar]
AS:Aab ek ek spoon paani lenge aur iss jar me dalenge,tab tak..jab yeh jar paripurna rup me bhar na jaye
SS:itni door tak paani le ne se pehle hi toh hir jayega
AS:(angrily)chammach muh me rehne chahiye
[SS frightenedly holds the spoon by her mouth.She tries to do the task but really water does stay still on the spoon.HM & PS are worried for her]
PS:Chod dijiye na beechare ko
AS:apke haath me kya hai?dudh?humme toh ajtak thik se paani bhi nehi pilaya,aur dudh?yeh zarur haseena ji ke liye, hai na?
SS:haan,pushpa ji ka manna hai....
[AS looks angrily at SS]
SS:sorry,chammach muh me
AS:(to ps)haan,toh pushpa ji,apko...
HM:baas!bahut ho gaya.Ab ek aur battamizi nehi
AS:kya? kya bola apne humme sunai nehi diya
HM:humne kaha ek aur battamizi nehi.bade hote hai pushpa ji apke.Aapne humme kharid liye,kathputla bana liya,humare saath jo man chahe kiya humne kuch nehi kaha.Lekin in logo ke saath esa karne ki haque apko nehi diya gaya hai
[AS is being angry]
PS:maddam sir!
AS:sahi kaha apne,humme koi haque nehi hai pushpa ji ko saza dene ki.Unki toh khatirdari karni chahiye,varna unke bhagvan rup maddam sir naraz ho jayenge.(to ps)bahut mante hai na apne maddam sir ko?munkin hai toh puja bhi kar lenge unki.Chaliye aaj puja karwa hi dete hai
[They are confused]
AS:haseena ji,woh chair layiye aur yaha bethiye
[HM and PS look at each other]
AS:chinta maat kijiye,apko saza nehi de rahe hai hum....(angrily)jaldi
[HM brings the chair and sits in front of AS]
AS:pushpaji,zara woh bowl layiye
[PS brings a huge bowl]
AS:isko haseena ji ke pair ke niche rakhiye
HM:k..kya karna chahte hai aap?
AS:(To ps)aab haseena ji ke pair me dudh daliye
HM:sir!
AS:pushpaji,dudh daliye
HM:sir...
PS:maddam sir....hum kar lenge
[PS pours the milk on HM's foot.She really does not feel good as PS is sitting before her leg.PS goes to wipe her leg by towel]
HM:pushpaji,hum kar lenge
AS:haan,pushpaji,yeh kaam unko karne dijiye. Apke liye ek aur kaam hai
[AS takes the bowl of milk in his hand]
AS:yeh dudh pee lijiye
PS:yeh dudh?
AS:kyun?apke liye toh yeh dudh nehi amrit ho na chahiye.apke maddam sir ke charan me dale hue dudh. Pee lijiye!
[AS takes it to her mouth.PS looks down]
AS:kya hua?
[Suddenly,HM slaps AS.This was inexcpected for everybody]
HM:aur kitna niche jayenge aap?battamizi ki ek limit hoti hai,aapne toh usse bhi paar kar diya.Khudko ayne me dekha hai kabhi?in kuch dino me aap kya ban gaye hai?insaan naam ke hi hai surf aap.duty ke naam pe sau aparadh kiye jaa rahe hai aap.Yeh hai apki furse?dusro ke emotion ke saath khelna?(AS turns behind.He is getting emotional)kaunsi kanoon me permission diya gaya hai apko ki apne ma jaise aurat ke saath esa harkat kare?jawab dijiye!
[He walks away towards his room.He wipes his eyes while he is in the room]
AS:nehi,nehi!manzil ke bahut kareeb hai hum. last moment me hum emotional nehi ho sakte.Humme shakt rehna padega!