𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝙸𝚜 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛.

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Cartoon cat:                                            

' holy shit..did you- '

I'd interrupt the human before they could ask the question

' 𝙉𝙤, 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦.. ´

They would raise an eyebrow and look at me crossing their arms

' 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘐 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳! ´

I would say as I put a hand on my chest fur and look down at them

They would squint their eyes a bit at me but sigh and put their hands down

' okay, then cartoon cat..which one of Trevor's creations killed him? If you know of course. '

they would ask as I looked down for a bit to think, I'd look up back at her
I knew who it was of course who wanted to kill him

I know the discussion all the creatures he created had to cause the murder

It was me

But I don't wanna tell her or else she'll call the cops

Wait..the cops can't do anything to me, I can just kill them

And if she even tried to do something I could easily kill her-

Wait no..I don't wanna kill her

She's too-

Wait no what am I talking about..