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You get the luxury of playing the Username Guessing Game before reading the actual shitpost because reasons. I wanna know if you get each one right

BBrainScientist

MapleSyrupSlut

PreciousBoi

astrologylover

ShuichiKinnie

Pepsilover

ArmedToTheTeeth

PastelGoreQueen

TheEinHateClub

MagicalShipChan

BigTiddyGinger

Countryroads

BarbieQueen

TheBiBlueberry

Dorkyweeb

OneEggyGal

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ShuichiKinnie: Y'ALL I THINK I JUST SNORTED WATER IT BURNS

BBrainScientist: By Irene Zane why are you like this

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ShuichiKinnie: Guys I had a nightmare where I was a cupcake and ate myself without hesitation what does this mean

astrologylover: Zane please stop eating before your naps

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Flowerboi: Someone PLEASE tell Aphmau to stfo about High School Musical before I do it myself

TheEinHateClub: Since you said that I'm gonna play bass boosted breaking free

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WingedArtist: Diamond stop doing TikTok dances in the living room challenge FAILED.

BarbieQueen: YOU ARE SO FUCKING MEAN EMILY RO'MEAVE

demonmama: At least I can make viral TikToks unlike that snake

BarbieQueen: @ demonmama YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK

ShuichiKinnie: My girlfriend may be a mother and a certified/verified Stargazer protector, but she's cold and ruthless as fuck lmao

BarbieQueen: this community is A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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PreciousBoi: I have discovered the secret to getting Zane to go out shopping. You must constantly supply him with food

MapleSyrupSlut: Elaborate

PreciousBoi: We were at Sam's Club to pick some things up for our mommy and I bought him a soft pretzel and soda. He was content while we headed to the bank

WingedArtist: Wait we got McDonald's for lunch-- Zane has four drinks in the fridge up here???

ShuichiKinnie: @ WingedArtist don't go exposing my stash like that

PreciousBoi: Well Star didn't want a drink so I gave it to Zane. HAD I KNOWN HE WOULD BE DOUBLE FISTING TWO CUPS OF PEPSI, I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN HIM A DRINK OR PRETZEL HAD I KNOWN WE WERE GETTING FOOD WHEN WE CAME HOME

ShuichiKinnie: DO NOT EVER SAY I'M DOUBLE FISTING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN BUTTER BOY

demonmama: @ ShuichiKinnie Did your brother just tell me that you've double fisted something other than me?? You haven't even had sex with me yet and I'm your girlfriend???

ShuichiKinnie: @ demonmama NOT NOW SAPPY

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ShuichiKinnie: Seeing Star and Em physically fight is like watching two trained soldiers having a sparring match