IT! On crack

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IT!Ijekiel : "I love this girl so much, I want to keep her in a cage. She could break all my bones and I would thank her."

WMMAP!Ijekiel : "I just think she's neat wtf-"

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WMMAP!Jennette : What do you do in your free time?

IT!Jennette : *plots murder*

WMMAP!Jennette : oh.. I like dolls

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WMMAP!Claude : So you're me, except our daughter is a bitch?

IT!Claude : yes but she can fight, she scares the shit outta diplomats, and she beats up Ijekiel.

WMMAP!Claude : I am suddenly jealous

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-*Both Diana's vibing in the afterlife*-

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IT!Athy : So you're me, I got that, but who is she?

*IT!Athy gestures to a spirit that has died due to decapitation*

WMMAP!Athy : Us but in Lovely Princess.

IT!Athy : Oh-

LP!Athy, using sign language : Hello!

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WMMAP!Lucas and IT!Lucas chatting about their Athy's

LP!Lucas, who never met Athy : Who are you talking about?

WMMAP!Lucas and IT!Lucas, in unison : *The most beautiful girl you will ever meet.*

LP!Lucas : -backs away slowly-

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IT/WMMAP!Claude : I enjoy my daughter, Athanasia's presence.

LP!Claude : I killed my daughter.

*IT and WMMAP Claude stare him in the eyes while drawing their swords*

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OG!Felix : what's your universe like?

IT!Felix : *There are two Claudes.*

OG!Felix : h-hu-

IT!Felix, now yelling : *THERE ARE TWO CLAUDES.* (Referring to scaring the fuck out of nobles)

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WMMAP!Jennette : I'm friends with the princess!

LP!Jennette : I was too, sadly she died :(

IT!Jennette : *good.*

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*Yandere- I mean IT!Ijekiel rants about Athy while WMMAP!Ijekiel just sits there*

LP!Ijekiel : Who's Athy...? oh the princess before Jennette! She died sadly and I married Jennette.

*Both Ijekiels just sit there*

LP!Ijekiel : H-Hello? Where are you going- did I say something-

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WMMAP!Lily : Wait Wait, your Athy didn't steal chocolate from the kitchen?

IT!Lily : no she just ate whatever she could get her tiny hands on, why?

WMMAP!Lily : *confusion*

IT!Lily : Are you good?

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IT!Felix and OG!Felix talking about Athy :

LP!Felix : I remember seeing her once, but she died due to the king.

*Both Felix's stare at him before ranting about Athy, to the point where LP feels like he knows the princess*

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