==The Dawgs==

The Rens Group chat

Rendog has added: Grim, Bob, Empy, Dr., And Watson to the Ren Group Chat

Rendog: Should be everyone.

"Empy" has changed their name to "Emporer"

Rendog has changed "Emporer"'s name to "Empy"

Empy: why

"Empy" has changed their name to "Lord supreme of the dark side who would crush a certain Ren if it wasn't f..."

Rendog: woah dude fine.

Rendog has changed "Lord supreme of the dark side who would crush a certain Ren if it wasn't f..."'s name to "Emporer"

Emporer: this shall suffice.

Emporer: why are we using these small devices to communicate?

Bob: Holograms would have been more awesome.

Emporer: I was just about to speak of that!

Rendog: Well.. Renstein doesn't know quite how to work holograms... He broke mine :(

Dr: The device was confusing, and so in conclusion, I made a mistake.

Rendog: You threw it on the ground!

Dr: I came to the conclusion: It was impossible.

Bob: They aren't impossible dude! Just takes a bit of practice man!

Dr: I have things to be doing, dear hippie. Many things.

Grim: .

Rendog: Alright, Alright. Is everyone here now?

Rendog: We actually have something important to discuss.

Emporer: what on earth could that be

Rendog: Firstly, the way you guys have been acting since we got here!
I go out of my way to get us a good place to live set up, and you guys have already ruined it!

Bob: wut?

Rendog: First off, love you Renbob, but the flowers literally on every surface are starting to give me a headache. There's literally no counter space left in the kitchen anymore. We can't even use the microwave!

Bob: I will admit....
The microwave thing was a bittt over the top man.

Bob: But I don't get it? Wuts wrong with flowers?

Rendog: It'd be fine if it was just a few.. Just this many is a bit much dude.

Bob: fine.

Rendog: SECOND. Grim, it does NOT help that you keep killing them. I thought all the flowers were a nightmare, but dead flower petals everywhere are a whole other thing.

Grim: ..They were pretty. once. like all life was.

Rendog: -_-

Rendog: Before you killed them?

Grim: not purposefully, but yes.

Rendog: Well if you don't kill them, then they stay pretty. So just don't touch them.

Grim: ..fine.

Rendog: Next, Renstein.

Dr: I do not believe I have done anything wrong?

Rendog: The hole in the floor states otherwise. I lost a good mug to it.

Dr: Okay that was a mistake lol.

Rendog: I thought you promised to keep your wacky experiments in the basement?

Dr: Emporer and Grim claimed it before I could get down there. It's a emo's paradise now.

Emporer: I am not at all.. "emo"!

Dr: Dark robes, pale skin. Conclusion: Emo.

Emporer: That is not at all factual.

Dr: When has my research not been fact?

Rendog: Maybe when you accidentally made a bottomless hole in our floor?

Dr: incorrect. that was... Ok maybe.

Rendog: If I tell the "emos" to keep their weird stuff to their rooms, will you keep your inventions and testings in the basement?

Dr: yes.

Rendog: Good. Surprisingly, I don't have any complaints when it comes to Empy... Besides being a general annoyance.

Emporer: Not a clue what you are speaking of.

Rendog: whatever..

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Bob: You guys hear somethin'?

Grim: Sounds like someone died.

Bob: Nah. That'd be a heavier thUmP sound. Think it's outside.

Rendog: Any volenteers to go check?

Bob: Not me

Emporer: not me

Grim: no.

Dr: I formally decline.

Watson: I also, formally decline.

Rendog: ..FInE I'll go check.

Emporer: If you die, am I the original Ren then?

Rendog: no.

Bob: What are you up to anyway, Watson?

Watson: ..Solving crimes.

Grim: Nothing has happened, though.

Watson: I'm making sure it stays that way.

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Rendog: Guys I think we have another Ren here.

Emporer: dammit, not another one.

Emporer: I'm not sharing my room with anyone else! If I must make myself clear!

Bob: Aw come on man, you know you love me!

Emporer: I distinctly remember hating you. And still do.