New Message: Bruno ❤️
Bruno: BAbe call 199
Bruno: 911!!!
You: OKAY WHY!? ARE YOU OKAY!?
Bruno: NO!
You: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Bruno: MY DOG DIED!
You: Bruno. Geronimo is right here.
Bruno: nO I juSt sAw him on Thw strEet!
You: you're drunk aren't you?
Bruno: No yoUrE drUnk
You: Is phil with you?
Bruno: mY moM saId that pHil is a baD perSon
You: No she didn't Bruno. I'm calling him.
Bruno: you'Re goNna cheaT oN me wIt Phil!?
You: No! I'm just calling him to take you home.
Bruno: i'm oveR herE worKing my ASS off 4 u & ur gOing tO cheAt on Me!?
You: I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU
Bruno: i lOve u!! uR maKing me crY!
You: Baby, I swear. I'm not cheating! don't cry I love you
Bruno: okEy. I foRgive yoU
You: But I wasn't cheating
Bruno: I FOrgiVe yoU (Y/N)
You: Um.. okay. Thanks
Bruno: tHis giRl is pinChinG my ButT
Bruno: I puShed hEr ofF thOe
You: NO BRUNO DON'T TOUCH ANYONE
Bruno: tHe guaRds donT gEt ofF mE!
You: WHAT!?
Bruno: thEy'Re kiCking mE off cUz I wAs yelLing at EvEry giRl
You: WHY!?
Bruno: I toLd tHem thAt theY shouLdn'T touCh me Just cuZ i'm BRUNO MARS & i hAve a gF whIch is U
You: Bruno..
Bruno: bUt theN i saId thAt theY're amAzing Just tHe waY thEy Are bUt mY girLfrieNd is sTill wAy hoTtEr
You: I don't know if I should be mad or flattered
Bruno: The stUpid guaRds puShed me 2 da gRound!
Bruno: mY shiRt ripPed!!
You: Babe just come home
Bruno: kAmeron doEsn't stOp lauGhing bAbe! hE's makinG fuN of Me!
You: Phil is going to take you home okay?
Bruno: (Y/N)?
You: yea?
Bruno: r u mAd cuZ I got a boYfriEnd?
You: whaaaaaaat
Bruno: i aSked ouT kamEron & he sAid yEs
You: Please tell me you're kidding.
Bruno: dOn't worRy! uR stiLl my gf
You: KAMERON IS NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Bruno: wHy noT??????
You: Because I said so!
Bruno: bUt baBe! He's so HOT!!
You: Bruno.
Bruno: hE's nOt a baD infLuence! plssss
You: No
Bruno: bUt i lOve hiM!!!!
You: I SAID NO
Bruno: FINe. im mAd noW
You: Yea well idc
Bruno: nOw u owE me goRillA tIme
You: I can't have sex with you. You're drunk
Bruno: bUt i'm aLreadY hArd!
You: eww gross
Bruno: tHen caN i jUst fuCk KameRon?
You: BRUNO NO!!!!!
Bruno: gEez okEy
You: is phil there yet?
Bruno: whO's phIl
You: Bruno I'm serious
Bruno: hEy doesN't that RhymE with iLl?
You: Babe come on
Bruno: aNd bIll
You: stop it! Is phil there?
Bruno: AND PINEAPPLE
You: um.. no it doesn't
Bruno: & cHill
You: okay okay I get it
Bruno: nD kill
Bruno: iMma kIlla on the Run
You: okay this isnt funny
Bruno: yOu brOke mY buTt anD noW yoU're stArinG doWn my Gun
Bruno: hAhA i saId buTt!
You: is phil there?
Bruno: buTt rhYmes wIth cUt
You: Bruno!!
Bruno: PhIl is hEre! bUt he wAnts me 2 gO witH hIm
You: Go with him
Bruno: sHouLd i dO it?
You: YES
Bruno: nAh
You: GO WITH PHIL!
Bruno: i'M kidDing!
You: okay.. good.
Bruno: pHil saId thAt kAm isN't my bf! Babe gEt hiM in TroubLe!
You: KAMERON ISN'T YOUR BOYFRIEND
Bruno: YEs HE IS! I'll sTop teXting u
You: okay sorrY
Bruno: i'm tirEd
You: go to sleep
Bruno: okEy
Bruno: wAit rN?
You: Yes.
Bruno: ohHhhHh. okAy
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Some of you wanted drunk texts lol so I did it :)
Hope you liked it!
