My little dummy 🥺 ~ satire

Rejected

It is Saturday night. Kay is sad that they got rejected. "Why can't Madison love me back? She has to. My love is to big and pure for her to not return it" they thought. "She must have somebody else. IM GONNA KILL WHOEVER SHE IS DATING" They scream. They yell into their pillow and kicks the bed and rolls around. They try to calm themself "it's okay...I didn't write my name on the letter so she doesn't know it was from me. That means I still have a chance. I'm gonna text her" they think. They grab their phones
Kay: Hi Madi
Madi: uhm hi 😟
Kay: how are you
Madi: I'm okay ig...a little bit freaked out though.
Kay: why ;(
Madi: I got a really weird letter...
"Oh god she's telling people about the letter" Kay thought
Kay: oh no...what was it?
Madi: tells about the letter
Kay: oh...
Madi: yeah...
Kay: helps her like the chad they are
Madi: wow. Thanks
Kay: of course. Anything for my best friend.
"She's gotta be so attracted to me rn. I'm being so nice she must be falling in love" Kay said
"I think I'm gonna call Riley now" Kay thought
They call Riley
Kay: hi
Riley: hi?
Kay: I have something to talk about
Riley: is it Madison?
Kay: you guessed it
Riley: what happened
Kay: well... I might've scared Madison
Riley: oh god... what do you mean might've??
Kay: well not might. Definitely would be the right word. But the good thing is is that she doesn't even know it was me that freaked her out
Riley: what do you mean?
Kay: well I sent her a really long and nice letter and she got scared BUT she didn't know it was from me so she isn't scared of me
Riley: oh yay. I guess.
Kay: anyways I'm gonna stop calling yo stank ass so I can call Madi and make her fall in love with me with my sexy velociraptor voice
Riley: uh alright
Kay: bye bye
Riley: bye
Kay hangs up
Kay goes back to texting madi
Kay: hiiii~~
Madi: hi again
Kay: wanna call?
Madi: it's late
Kay: but I wanna call 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Madi: fine... *blushes through screen*
Kay calls madi
To be continued in next chapter