Canadian Freakshow, take back what I made

Annoyance

After a minute of dissing Germany for smelling like an abandoned butcher shop, japan had left the two alone to go try and sleep in a supplies closet. There was a single staff member on guard of the two, just in case they tried breaking free. The twins sat bored for a while, and Kiwi had just started to quietly whistle random tunes. Switching from theme songs of cartoons, to national anthems to Taylor swift...for some reason. The whistling was rather quiet, but apparently it had gotten on the guards nerves. "WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!?" The guard shouted. The two looked over at them, mostly shocked before Australia had gotten an idea. "..Yeah Zealand- shut up!" He said. "Thank you!" The guard said, turning around. "He obviously more folksy kinda songs!" Australia continued. "Wait wh-"

"HAUL AWAY YOU ROLLING KING HEAVE AWAY HAUL AWAY! HAUL AWAY YOU HEAR ME SING WE'RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA!" Australia screamed. "Oh my god- SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DO NOT PREFER THAT!" The guard stated. "...Rude" Said Australia. "Hey maybe he likes more traditional stuff!" Kiwi said, getting up. "Don't you fucking dare-" The guard pleaded. Of course the pleading did nothing. New Zealand stretched his arms out and began performing the haka, chanting at the top of his lungs while stomping so hard you'd think the floor was cracking. "SHUT IT! THATS NOT EVEN SINGING- THATS LIKE-...SUMMONING SATAN!" The guard yelled again. "Excuse me- do you know how rude it is to interrupt that!? I should know he tells me every day" Said Australia.

"Well that's your fault for tryna get my laundry while I'm rehearsing!" Kiwi Said, turning around. "WHO THE FUCK REHEARSES AT 7AM!?" Australia asked. "ITS THE ONLY QUIET TIME OF THE DAY!" Said Zealand. "WELL NOT ANYMORE!" Said Australia. "Shut up- fuck face!" Kiwi replied. "You shut up- asshole!" Said Australia. "Roo kisser!" "Kiwi whore!" "Emu licker!" "Sheep fucker!" "Koala cunt!" "Short stack!" "You take that back!" Kiwi yelled. "Both of you! Please..Shut the hell up.." The guard said. "Open the door and maybe we will! SEA LION SUCKER!" Said Australia. "OKAY- Okay- Fine I'll open the door, but you gotta promise not to make a run for it!" The guard said, taking his keys out. "Promise" The two Said.

As soon as the door clicked open, the first thing that happened was Kiwi launching himself full speed at the door, bashing the guard out of the way. Australia soon followed out after, and NZ helped rip his arms free from the straight jacket. "That was surprisingly easy" Said Australia. "Don't jinx it, come on- let's see if they've fucked America sideways yet" Kiwi Said, zooming off down the hall.