Aldrothverse Skits

Wtf Is This Part

Me: Man, I really love how so much of the fandom embraces this fanon concept of Nightmare being an overprotective brother.

Me: It can be used for so many things! It can be used for fun and games, silly dynamics and interactions, and character development stories! Oh, and there can be some angst where Dream gets fed up with Nightmare's antics!

Also Me: *creates the prompt/summary for Big Brother Knows Best*

Me: ... So maybe I like angst a little too much. It's not like it'll get extreme--

ALSO ME: *adds (platonic) yandere themes/behaviors, murder, manipulation, gaslighting(?), triggers/triggering traumatic memories, implied/referenced rape, implied/referenced sexual abuse, Nightmare being a domineering shithead, forced self-harm*

Me: ... Okay so maybe I need therapy--

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Dream: I put together a list of villagers I want on my island for Animal Crossing.

Ink: Mm. Who you want?

Dream: Ruby, Merengue, Judy... I already have June, Marina, and Cookie, but I'm thinking about trading Cookie for someone else. I got Raymond just the other day. I want Iona... oh, and Ankha.

Ink: Oh she's cool.

Lust: *chokes on his margarita*

Ink: ?? You good?

Lust: Do you... not know?

Ink: Know what???

Dream: *realizes* LUST.

Lust: WHAT.

Dream: HORNY JAIL!

Ink: ????

*later*

Ink: Hey Error?

Error: Mm?

Ink: What's "Ankha Zone"?

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Me: I should go to bed earlier on Sundays. I'll be cranky if I don't get a suitable amount of sleep and I don't wanna be a bitch at school. Not yet, at least.

Also Me: *stays up until 11:30 looking at fanart of Errorink, both NSFW and SFW*

Me: Maybe I need some rehab--

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Ink: MAM! MAM! MAM, why can't I do anything a person my age would be able to do?

Me: Because I can't do anything a person my age would be able to do! :D

Ink: Being your projection character sucks. Like there's more cons than pros.

Me: Well I hope you didn't expect sunshine and roses when I literally think about suicide daily.

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An Outsider To The Multiverse: Hey! How are y'all--?

Ink, with the Protector Instinct activating: *feral growling*

Outsider: *screams* GET YOUR FUCKING PROTECTOR!

Error: He doesn't bite.

Outsider, holding up a cross: YES HE DO--

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Monster Kid: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Frisk: Figuratively or literally?

Monster Kid: ... I'm sorry?

Frisk: *opens closet to reveal Sans*

Monster Kid: