Disclaimer : All of these are just my opinion, do not take it seriously. Adios.
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Rating from 1 - 10, how much would they feel obliterated if they got in a verbal fight with [M.Name]?
[M.Name] : Pass.
Daniel : 8.5/10 ; Would take him 5 minutes and 30 seconds to process all the insults properly.
Zack : 10/10 ; He'd turn emo.Jay : 0/10 ; Now, why would this bitch get in a verbal fight?
Mira : 0/10 ; [M.Name] would never ever dare insult her.
Zoe : 5/10 ; Partially immune to whatever [M.Name] spouts.
Joy : 0/10 ; No. Just no. He'd hug her.
Mary : 4/10 ; They'd have a somewhat fair battle of insults.
Jace : 6.5/10 ; I don't know what the fuck to say here.
Vasco : 3.5/10 ; To be fair, why would [M.Name] fight with Vasco?
Vin Jin : 100/10 ; Would find a way to fight this man every hour.
Jiho : 1000/10 ; Do I really need to explain this?
Duke : 0/10 ; WHY WOULD HE FIGHT DUKE?
DG : 4/10 ; Would be defeated every once in a while.
Samuel : 10/10 ; He'd somehow always find a way to shit on him.
Crystal : 9.5/10 ; Oh, they'd definitely whisper insults to each other behind Charles' back.
Yui : 3.5/10 ; osnxjsjjabxajjanbx.
Jake : 7.5/10 ; Man, it's 10pm, I don't know what to write anymore.
Jerry : 0/10 ; No.
Johan : 7/10 ; Would probably yell insults at each in the house.
Eli : 8/10 ; Will verbally fight him for the funsies.
Olly : 5/10 ; Skrr skrr.
Warren : 2.5/10 ; Why would he fight the only person who would willingly do his paperwork for him?
Sally : 0/10 ; No because I said so.
Gun : 3/10 ; Would be unaffected most of the time. I guess. Haha.
Goo : 4.5/10 ; Won't take most of it to heart. . . (?)
Eugene : ?/10 ; Would this bitch even get insulted? I mean, he and [M.Name] are geniuses, pretty sure they'd just have a battle of wits.
Kouji : 0/10 ; I don't know.
Charles : 2.5/10 ; I give up uwu.
This was definitely not proofread. I spedran this for a specific person. I'm sorry, Jun. 😿
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FanfictionI did not get enough sleep this year. Just a compilation of oneshots with [M.Name] doing and witnessing stupid shit, making friends, and probably finding love interests. Enjoy.