Darkstalker, texting Clearsight: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Clearsight′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now–I'll get back to you later.
*Later*
Clearsight, texting back: Fuck you.
Foeslayer: So what are your political beliefs?
Arctic, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
Darkstalker on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change,but when is Arctic gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies?
Crowd of People: *cheers*
Darkstalker: *pulls out a gun and shoots Arctic until they run out of bullets*
Darkstalker: *reloads, then shoots Arctic until they run out of bullets*
Darkstalker: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed Arctic?
Darkstalker: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Clearsight: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
Fathom: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Indigo: Okay.
Fathom: And make out during the scary parts.
Indigo: Th-
Indigo: The scary parts.
Indigo: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Fathom: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Indigo: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Indigo: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
Indigo: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Fathom: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Indigo: But you're always acting stupid?
Fathom: ...
Fathom: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
Clearsight: We need to distract these guys.
Darkstalker: Leave it to me.
Darkstalker: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Foeslayer & Arctic: *immediately begin arguing*
Darkstalker: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Clearsight and not do the thing,
Darkstalker: Well there's a clear right answer here.
Darkstalker: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Clearsight: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Arctic: *writing a letter*
Arctic: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Clearsight: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Foeslayer: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Clearsight: What about it? They are.
Foeslayer: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Foeslayer: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Clearsight: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Fathom: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Darkstalker: I like the yellow ones.
Clearsight and Foeslayer: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
Guys, idk 'bout you, but I like the blue ones. Hbu?
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Wings Of Fire Incorrect Quotes
RandomI put some Wings of Fire names into an 'Incorrect Quote' generator, and this was the crazy result.
