Jack x crusty y/n (Chey)

First meeting and prolly last

You. You are y/n, perfect brown green turtle orbs and deliciously large arms fit for carrying your s/o. But what's this? You don't have an s/o so you're stuck with.. nothing.. you're alone and single yuh. At least that was until you saw him.
Jack, the homeless guy digging through your trash. He picks you up and goes "Ah-rah, dee Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo Guh fli-goo." And then you go,,"" Awonsga.. So kawwia!!!! Sugooi!!!" Then you're hit with sudden self awareness ... he fucking reeks. Like. You can feel your nostrils burn to a literal crisp from his nasty ass stench. It's so bad, and it got worse when he leaned in with his freshly scratched ass hand and caressed you chin! .... 🥺 he left little dookie marks, so cute! Aka he just marked you as his own! "😈 hey spicy mamas... wanna seg," y/n quickly pushed him away! "You pervert! All men are the same!!!!" then y/n socked him in the face with her hot beefy arm cakes, BOOM RIGHT IN THE GUT. And then he died.

The end. Did you like it chey?