I woke up to some blobfish sleeping in mine and Trumpies bed. He was on the edge of our bed looking like a tired puppy. I named him Putin after that sexy russian man. I made breakfast for me and Trumpie and got some dog food for Putin. when Trumpie woke up we went to egg Shreks house.
When we got there Trumpie yeeted Putin because he taught he was an egg so I dumped him him, and I downloaded tinder.
I stole Trumpies money and went on a holliday to Italia because I want hot italian mafia boss to kidnap and rape me.
When i got there I put a sign in front of me that said ''kidnap me hot mafia boss!'' and started searching on tinder because that is the place with most hot potato looking people.
After hours of waiting i saw some green fat sexy ogre who had sex toys in his hand and Dora expolrer sunglasses that were breaking on his large head, I wonder how big was his-.
Before I knew it he was in front of me. '' And what is a hottie like you doing alone in the streets?'' he asked with seductive tone. ''I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I was waiting for someone hot like you to take me home and make me your personal whore'' i pouted and looked at him with my big blue orbs.
''I won't take you home now, I will rail you right here, right now, and then I will take you home and rail you until you pass out.'' ''Uuuhh, that is so hot daddy!'' I moaned.
Ogre fucked me with his huge cock for hours and then I asked him: '' Please, can you take off your glasses, they are way to sexy''
Ogre took his glasses of and I was shocked, it was Shrek!
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Blond weirdo x Shrek fantasy time
Romanceobviously title screams '' weird cliche shit'' so this is what this is going to be......but with a little bit of spice. this is about drums pleaseeeeeeee: shrek and some weirdo i know..bc y not creds 2 my sister 4 the name, and thank you mali matko...
