Scaramouche fanfic ~(Mr beast x Scaramouche) SCARAMOUCHE X READER

The Dinner

Childe went to the bank with an evil grin on his face. He hurriedly went to his co-worker's office to tell him what just happened. He knocked on and Scaramouche allowed him in. "Anything happened," Scaramouche said. Childe let out a big laugh "Well Scaramouche we're gonna have dinner with him at 7 pm!" he said while holding his sides from laughter. The short man also smiled and "It's around 5 now we should get ready."  Childe stopped him and said "Well the thing is... I'm not gonna go and let you go with him alone instead!" Scaramouche's smile just grew bigger and replied with a simple "Okay" and dismissed Childe. Scaramouche went to get ready.

Mr.Beast patiently waited for 7 pm to come and he kept staring at the clock like some zombie. As soon as the clock hit 7 he ran out and quickly made his way to this fancy restaurant ready to meet Childe and his friend. As soon as he went to the location Childe told him his heart sank. In front of him, he saw the same Harbinger he saw earlier. Mr.Beast didn't know what to do and thought about just running away. "Archons I just got my mind off this man why'd he come again so suddenly!" As soon as he was gonna leave he heard a voice from behind. "Hey wait!" Scaramouche stopped him. Mr.Beast was horrified now and turned slowly "Hey uh what do u want?" he spat out. Scaramouche put on a sweet smile and just said "Childe couldn't make it so you're stuck with me" Mr.Beast couldn't believe it. Childe ditched him and he was stuck with this man. "Cause of you I didn't pay my taxes so I simply reject this offer of yours." Scaramouche was stunned by this man's words. "Archons, you're still worried about those damn taxes? I paid your taxes cause I felt bad. My name is Scaramouche." scaramouche spat out. Mr.Beast was silent and Scaramouche let out a harsh cough as a sign he was waiting for a reply. "Mr.Beast is the name. Thanks, I guess?" Scaramouche smiled "Let's go inside Mr.Beast!" he said. Mr. Beast just nodded, he was still very upset with what happened earlier but he couldn't decline the harbinger's request. He knew some people that got in big trouble if they disobeyed a harbinger. 

They both entered this rich restaurant and Mr.Beast was shocked when he saw that they had their own private room. "Come in Childe reserved this for us!" Scaramouche said with a grin. Mr.Beast just nodded and went in. They both sat down.  Mr.Beast always found this man attractive and he was pretty flushed that now they're out to dinner together. "Why are you so silent?" Scaramouche asked "Aww are you shy? Here some of the finest wine in Liyue to make you a little more confident."  he continued as he poured a glass for Mr.Beast. Mr.Beast took the glass and drank it. "Well tell me a bit about you!" Scaramouche said. "I Uhm... I'm a millionaire and I'm 23. I love my country and I'm annoying, intolerable and I'm weird my friends hate talking to me. I'm a big playboy my body count is 53 and I have aids." Mr.Beast said with a smile. Scaramouche returned the smile. "You seem like a very interesting person Mister," he said and took a sip of wine.

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