No offense intended, I love wattpad.
1.) Notification
I get so excited when I see a notification but then it's like bitch no that was you replying to someone who replied to your comment or correcting your own grammar. At which point it's like *cries because you have no friends*...
2.) Pheels
I can't help it when I read something phan related which is remotely cute and it's like OMG pheels!!!1! Oh yes, and that moment when Phil's a dickhead in a story and it's just *ok I can cope...* and then he does it again and you're like *stops reading and cries before ignoring story for all of eternity*
3.) "Reality" (wtf is that)
When a parent or friend walks in asking if you ever leave your room to this strange thing called 'reality'. I don't know it scares me. Is it Narnia? No. Does it contain book characters? No... Youtubers? Yeah but not around here. Then no I'm fuking not. Why would you even ask that?!
4.) Emotions
You know those things called stories? You know, the things that make you laugh on minute and cry the next? Mainly in front of your parents? Yeah... about that, I am completely mentally stable (just try to convince them that in hysteric layghter with tears streaming down your face)
Sorry it's short but Wattpad is life and its hard (*winkface*) to come up with things to hate.
YOU ARE READING
R@NT$
RandomYo lolzor hi this is basically me ranting on the internet, because I'm a coward in real life... Oh yeah, this WILL include swearing. Believe it or not. wow such swear very words so £*%$& P.s I made the cover, but already had the mcr on pepe so prett...
