Made For Each Other

05

I smiled while looking at those bunch of burglar, dirty, ugly and acting like a shithead bunch of scums. They were having their fun laughing and wasting away with those cheap beer they probably took from the previous village the went. Last night I had make a head count, 25 in totals, but I brought 40 ropes just in case I wanted to make a masterpiece.

Draping in a brown cloak with my face covered on its lower half. I jump down to the center of the group, in front of the bonfire they make, I smirked and started dancing around the bonfire. They become alerted and sobered up, reaching out to their weapon, the first one plunge to my direction. "Argh!" in 5 seconds, I had packaged a pig head for slaughter, "Tada!" I said presenting my packaging skills to the others. One by one and all of them started to come at me together. "Oh my god, take turn please, opps careful there, see? You chopped your friend aren't ya." I said as one if them lost their arm being axed by their own when I swiftly moved out of the way. It was chaotic but i managed to package all of them after about 10 minutes, "Aww, I thought I could do it in 5 minutes." I pitied myself for wasting my precious 5 minutes packaging these shitheads. But oh well, let's starts the fun!

I pointed my fingers to the bunch of them while closing my eyes. "Ini mini miney mo, who should be the head to go!" I open my eyes and saw that my fingers pointed to a pighead that was tied together with another pighead, I clappes gleefully, "Yay twins! I love twins! You know, my mom uses to tell me that I ate my twin in her stomach!" grabbing a dagger belongs to the pigheads I went him with a smile. "now let the fun begins! There your head flew!" Splurt! Thick red liquid splurted everywhere to his comrade, especially the one that was tied with him.

"Oh gosh, this dagger is too sharp! I gotta find one that is duller." I threw the dagger while searching for other dagger that were to my liking. One strike is when I was working under Warren, now that I'm unemployed, I prefer to do it my way! I happily grabbed a dulk dagger, even knock it on a rock a bit more to increase the dullness before went back to the crowd. They were still silent while looking at the headless pighead just now that is still actively pumping blood, making it looks like a tiny red water fountain.

"Hello hello, why are yall so silent? Can't wait to be chosen by me isn't it?" I waved to them, seeing that they were still wide eyed enjoying the red water fountain. "uh...ug.. ARGHHHH!!!!!" "WARGHHHH!!!" "AHHHH!!!" one by one they started screaming and crying begging to be let go, I nodded satisfied, "yes, that's what I like." I shuddered as I licked my lips. Time to have some fun! Let's dig in!

Almost 1 hours past by, no more screams to be heard, which is extremely boring for me now, I yawned as the night is getting deeper, despite all the fun times just now, my cloak didn't get even a drop of evidence on it, which make me dissatisfied, but I had to since I can't have myself drenching in pigheads' blood, they are not worthy of it. I turned around facing to a dense woods, on top of a tall and thick tree, I called out "Hey you, peeping is not a good habit you know. Woah, chill there dude, no need to be sentimental." I caught the tiny dagger thrown by the person hiding behind the tree.

"Who are you?" A man came out as he ask, "I wonder who am I..." I smiled as the moon behind me shined his face. "You're quite handsome aren't ya." I nodded in approval for his handsome face. He squinted his eyes before unsheathing his sword. "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH, brother, are you mad that I complimented your look?" I laughed as I grab a nearby sword stuck to the ground. Clang! In a mere flash, our swords met, as my back is facing the moon, my uncoveres face is dark with shadows covering it, which I assumed the reason why he turn our positions where I am facing the moon.

"I wish to pkay with you, but I'm too tired after dealing with those pigs just now." I smiled with my eyes before making sneak attack on his lips, the cover I had were sandwiched by both my lips and his. While he is stunned, I give a last smile before flee and bland into the dense woods.

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I touched my lips, a tingly sensatiom I never had before, is the cloth she's wearing poisonous? I quickly wipe my lips with my handkerchief but it didn't make any difference. Sensing my lips is about to be cut open by the rubbing, I stopped. I recalled back those eyes just now. I hate not being able to see her face so I turned our positions, I was captivated by those eyes, and the mole under the corner of her left eyes, it was so beautiful when her eyes smiled. 'She's my dreamed woman.' I thought.

I sheathed my sword, looking around the area, not even one of the corpse their body parts were left perfectly intact, some even lost their 4 limbs, becoming a human sticks, some had their head cut into half vertically with their limb rearranges and sewed into a very artistic shape. I look around more to find a pile of limb gathered ans formed a shape, I facepalmed, "pft- hahahaha is that supposed to be a penis?" I shook my head and adjust it a little bit more, even cut some wrist and feet to make a more detail shape, after arranging it for a while, I was finally satisfied with my artwork and left with a satisfied grin.

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I still have something in my mind, that penis I shaped aren't perfect yet, it keeps bothering me. After a while, I reached the location, the man is nowhere to be found. I quickly look over to the site of my art to see a majestic masterpiece of penis shaped limbs. "PUHAHAHHAHAHA, I knew it, he is not bad after all." I went back to my room with a peace mind to get my sleep.