a/n: omg?? thank you so much for the support this book has been getting?? Ily guys??
BAU CHAT
[Garcia] Look at what cutie's grazing by the highway!
[Garcia] sent a photo.
[JJ] Awe! How cute!!
[Reid] A deer, how cute. I'm surprised you spotted one so close to the highway.
[Morgan] That's cuteee
[Hotch] Surprisingly nice to see in the morning.
[Prentiss] Awweee that's so adorable!
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[Morgan] Ok, why is Garcia acting a little strangle?
[JJ] You noticed that too??
[Reid] I have as well.
[Prentiss] Yeah, what's up with that?
[Hotch] You all do realize she's in this chatroom, correct?
[Morgan] Sshhh hotchy
[Morgan] Did something happen? Did one of yal say smth???
[Reid] If someone did, it's not me.
[JJ] Same
[Prentiss] ^
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[Morgan] Smh.
[Morgan] Look, I think I found garcia's deer friend.
[Morgan] sent a photo.
[JJ] Jesus, come onnn Morgan
[Prentiss] Aw hell nooo
[Reid] Seems it was hit by a car.
[Hotch] Please no graphic pictures in the group chat.
[Morgan] Sorry. Its terrible how many times you see roadkill.
[JJ] Especially deer...
[Garcia] oh god.
[Morgfan] There you are!
[Garcia] why god? why??
[Reid] ...??? Garcia? Are you okay?
[Garcia] ...
[Garcia] Well... if you rlly wanna know...
[Garcia] has added [UNKNOWN] to the chat.
[UNKNOWN] i'm here to turn myself in.
[Hotch] Pardon?
[Morgan] Wait what??
[Morgan] Are you the same unknown from before??
[Reid] What crime have you committed?
[UNKNOWN] i murdered bambi.
[Hotch] ... Bambi? Like the Disney deer?
[UNKNOWN] yes T-T
[Reid] You mean, you killed the deer on the side of the road?
[Reid] Was it on purpose?
[UNKNOWN] NO GOD NO
[UNKNOWN] HE JUST JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF GARCIA AND ME AND AND
[UNKNOWN] I KILLED BAMBI
[Morgan] Omg how could u??
[JJ] I met a murderer??????
[JJ] Jesus
[Hotch] You what?
[UNKNOWN] JJ abort.
[UNKNOWN] ABORT.
[Hotch] You met Unknown, JJ?
[JJ] Uhhh
[JJ] No?
[JJ] I meant Garcia!
[Morgan] Garcia isnt the one sayin she killed bambi tho
[Prentiss] I'm very confused.
[Reid] No.
[UNKNOWN] oh! you must be emily, right?
[Prentiss] ... Yes?
[Prentiss] Do I know you?
[UNKNOWN] we've seen each other in passing, sure
[UNKNOWN] but im just here to make hotch's life a little more harder :)
[UNKNOWN] and apparently become a murderer
[Garcia] It wasn't your fault bby!!
[UNKNOWN] lies
[Reid] Actually, deer are more likely to be killers in these scenarios. According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, there are about 1 million car accidents with deer each year that kill 200 Americans, cause more than 10,000 personal injuries, and result in roughly around $1 billion in vehicle damage.
[Reid] This was more of a battle between how good your car, and how strong and pointy the deer antlers are, and how firm and big their body is.
[UNKNOWN] ......
[UNKNOWN] so i can claim self defense?
[Hotch] ... Sure.
[UNKNOWN] :,) thank gods i'm not a murderer.
[UNKNOWN] tho rip bambi still :/
[Hotch] Are we just going to pretend JJ didn't imply she's met you before?
[UNKNOWN] ;)
[UNKNOWN] has left the chat.
[Prentiss] ... Hotch has a girlfriend?
[Reid] Something like that, it seems.
[Hotch] No.
[JJ] Uh we got a case.
[Gideon] Meeting room.
[Morgan] Dammit.
[Reid] On way.
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FanfictionHotch gets a text from a fellow coworker who is too shy to talk to him in person. Friendship. Boom. Love? Idk bro. text fic. [hotch x oc]