Obey Me! Oneshots (X READER)

Headcanons - Valentine's Day

Scenario — Making valentine's day cookies/cake/sweets with the brothers!

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Lucifer:

♡ Lucifer's eyes widen in shock when he hears you request him to help you bake Valentine's sweets for his brothers.

♡ He doesn't think his brothers deserve anything for Valentine's Day, especially with all the mayhem they cause

♡ He denies it immediately. "Absolutely not," he states, firmly crossing his arms over his chest

♡ Though you try to brush it off, you can't help it when your eyes begin to gloss over with tears

♡ He notices the quick flash of pain that crosses your face, and he immediately regrets everything. There's no excuse for how harsh he was, but there were times when he forgets just how gentle he needs to be with you

♡ He finds you in the kitchen later, apron tied around your waist and sweat dripping from your brow in your eagerness to whip up a big batch of cookies you were making

♡ With a sigh, he grabs the large mixing bowl from your delicate hands and starts dutifully whipping the chocolate mixture. "Let me help you," he says, offering you a sheepish smile as if to apologize for his words earlier. When you return his smile with a radiant one of your own, he feels his heart soar

Mammon:

♡ This man. He was in his room scrolling through his DDD when a sudden pamphlet popped up on his devilgram page listing 'TOP 10 FUN ACTIVITIES TO DO WITH YOUR S/O, THIS VALENTINES' with the 'TOP 1: BAKE VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATE CAKES!'

♡ He grins and abandons his DDD, convincing himself that he can surprise you with the best chocolate cake ever that will have you singing his praise for at least a whole month

♡ A couple of hours later, Mammon is in the kitchen working hard. Sweat is pouring down his brow, and any semblance of confidence he had before when he first found the recipe has long gone out the window

♡ "Mams? Are you in here?" You call out, peeking your head around the door.

♡ "Oi! D—Don't come in! I'm in the middle of something!" He shouts, immediately dropping his mixing bowl onto the ground with a large clang. The molten hot chocolate mixture splatters all over the floor, his body, and somehow gets onto his face as well.

♡ You rush into the kitchen, "Are you okay—" meeting the wonderful chocolatey kitchen. When it's clear that Mammon is perfectly fine a snicker comes out of you, and you clap your hand over your mouth in an attempt to stop any more

♡ "Stop laughing! This isn't cute!" He exclaims, furrowing his eyebrows in a way that has you reminded too much of a lost puppy. 

♡ A full ten minutes go by, and you're now full out guffawing at Mammon, causing the demon to throw the most adorable hissy fit

♡ With a twinkle of amusement in your eyes, you grab a nearby dish towel and grasp his face in your hand, forcing him down to eye level with you, "Here, just let me take care of you, okay?"

♡ He feels his cheeks begin to heat up and his heart is racing at an unhealthily fast rate. "You're pretty...." He mumbles under his breath, getting lost in your eyes.

♡ "What was that? I'm sorry, I was trying to get this stubborn stain off of you!"

♡ "Never mind! You must be hearing things. The Great Mammon didn't say anything!"