Trump x Scomo: A story of forbidden love

chapter one

Today was meant to be a normal day for Donald.

He woke up at 7:30am like usual, tired and angry. Put on his favourite sexy shirt and juicy jeans, and ate a freshly cooked breakfast which consisted of bacon, eggs and mushrooms.

Once he had devoured his breakfast like the good boy he is, Donald dragged himself to the bathroom to begin his skincare routine. "Hey Siri, play Britney Spears" Donald said. Oops I did did it again began to play and he excitedly screwed the lid off his facial cleanser. Britney always put him in a good mood.

As he washed the cleanser off of his face, Donald began to sing loudly, so loudly that the whole neighbourhood could hear. "I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT!" he screamed, very, very off pitch.

After completing his skin care, brushing his teeth and styling his oh-so-gorgeous hair, Donald thought it would be a good idea to pick up a few groceries for the wifey.

He packed his Gucci bag, locked the house and sat on his shiny new motorbike. BROOM BROOM went the motorbike and off Donald went. He saw many many beautiful girls on the way to the shops but no one could have prepared him for what was about to happen.