my friends lore

clay lore.

My life started out as any other. I really did not like coming out the womb bc im told I cried a considerable amount of tears. It must have been sad. Very sad. I also was covered in goop.

From ages 3-5 I would sit infront of the TV watching PBS kids and running around naked outside. Sometimes I would sleep, im told that I was a "restless child". I'm always rememberd of this one time where I wrote "big botty" on the wall. I think I ment "Big Booty". My favorite animal at the time was a dog, now I know that is inferior and monke is the best.

From ages 6-10 my body got bigger and I didn't like it. I also started school, and got bullied. My only friend was a guy named DESHAUN Although me and him don't talk tho. I vividly remember this one time where I liked my teacher for a while, Miss. Brag, was her name. I never made good grades and I hated school. I also vividly remembering licking the urinal out of curiosity of its shiny yellow taste.

11-14 was the time I started beating my meat. It was a small meat, but a meat none the less. I also got rejected 7 times in one week. 4 times by the same person. I have been rejected by said person 10 times now. Now we talk about 7th-9th grade in detail.

7TH GRADE
7th grade was the year I ran a porn ring on discord for nitro and vaped intensly. I also jerked off in math class. Also "missed" the urinal one time and pissed on a random guys shoe in the stall.

8TH GRADE
Not much happend at this time besides my friend group being made. I also fractured the side of my hand beating a guy's face in.

9TH GRADE
I have a lot of good stories from here. Most recent one was Saturday, November 26th (Day after me writing this section) I asked out a girl while piss drunk and her response was "I have a boyfriend". Here is. Picture.

I stayed up till two saying " hell yeah she gotta boyfriend, It's me!" Before passing out