We were walking to school, I was with some of the girls, who were trailing behind Professor Bitch.
"Whaddya think, Professor Bitch? Is the gear we got yesterday awesome or what?" Yada asked.
"Right?" Okano agreed. "Mr. K sure knows how to kick things up a notch!"
"FYI, I had a teeny bit of input in the overall design." Professor Bitch chuckled.
"This is news to us." I said, getting my microphone out of my school bag. "Mind if I quote you on that?"
"Does she carry that thing around everywhere?" My female classmates' sweat dropped.
"No, but you should be grateful I did so. That oaf wanted the same style for the whole class." Professor Bitch said.
"Glad he vetoed the 'Irina.'" Okano sweat dropped.
"It's cute, just not super functional." Yada said.
"The boys stare enough as it is. Throwing that thing into the mix'll be enough to bring all the dogs on a leash." I pitched.
"Yeah, well." Professor Bitch defended. "'Least one of your teachers understands women."
"Who isn't a total pervert." I sweat dropped.
"Blockhead couldn't even be bothered to get me a present." Professor Bitch mumbled as she walked into the school building.
"Huh?" We all said in unison.
"Oh, no! Of course! October 10th was four days ago!" Yada gasped.
"Huh? Professor Bitch's birthday!" The other girls and I chorused. We formulated a plan. First, Kataoka and Okano, along with some others, got Professor Bitch out of her office so we could talk to Mr. Karasuma.
"Man, those two are lucky to have us around to push things along." Okajima said.
"He isn't called Da Densest for nothin'." I sweat dropped.
"We're a go." Marhara said, talking into his phone. "The Fox and the Hound have been separated." I peered through the window one more time and felt the last sensation I wanted to feel. My skirt was being lifted up.
"Do you wear fancy stuff like this all the time, Saiko?!" Okajima asked, I knew he was the one to do it. I knew Maehara had perverted intentions and was a playboy, but he still had standards. "Or for someone special? 'Cause if it's the last one, I'm flattered by this attempt to seduce me."
"Who said I even have a romantic interest in you?" I asked, putting my skirt down and glaring at the pervert.
"Then who are you trying to seduce?" He asked.
"I'm just wearing fancy undergarments and the first thing you think of is seduction?!" I yelled.
"Ooooh, I get it." Maehara said as both he and Okajima held devilish smiles.
"Is it for Muramatsu?!" They sang at the same time. I furiously blushed before growling. I slapped both of them across the face, before straddling Okajima and smacking his face even more.
"And a few more for lifting up my skirt, you pervert!" I screamed as I took Maehara's phone. "This is Saiko. The boys are out of commission for a while." I explained as they groaned.
"Right, let's do this." Sugino sighed. "Now what exactly are you supposed to get someone who already has two of everything?" He hung up before I could give my smart remark.
~Time skip~
"Wow! Then what?" Yada asked. "Is there some magic word that brings a Frenchman to his knees?"
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Assassination Classroom OC Insert (Muramatsu x OC)
FanfictionSaiko was raised in a neglectful household, only recently has her mother let up but her father is still convinced that she is nothing to him. Upon being told the unusual assignment from her class, which is to assassinate her alien octopus like teach...
