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Brad:

Him: OMG baby I forgot to tell you something earlier!

You: brad its 4:00am in the flipping morning whats so flipping important that your flipping forgot to tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Him: oh well sorry grumpy

Him: I forgot to tell you I love you! Xx

You: is it weird to want to kiss you and brutally murder you all at once?

Him: no not at all I feel the same way about you everyday

You: idiot

James:

You: I bought a cat

Him: why??

You: why not??

You: but if you must know I missed you and needed some company...

You: I let him sleep on your side of the bed.

him: where's he going to sleep when I get back?

You: in the bed, theres a perfectly good couch in the lounge for you!

Him: meanie

You: (puts on raven's voice) yep that's me!

Connor:

Him: I miss you

You: I miss you

Him: I miss you more

You: I miss you most

Him: you always have to win don't you??

You: yep and don't you forget it!

Tristan:

Him: I heard you like bad boys?

You: yeah you could say that....

Him: well once I drank milk 5 days expired

You: ...............................................

Him: I then spent the next 4 days throwing my guts up.

You: I know, I was there, I was the one stopping you from choking on your own vomit.....

You: not such of a bad boy as you thought eh?

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