dekuverse

Stand up

Aki: yes I love these worlds

Izuku: what am i in this?

Aki: your a comedian

Izuku: really I'm not that funny

Aki: whatever you say but let's start

We see Izuku walking up on stage he goes up to the mic people are cheering and screaming

Jiro: man izu is really famous

Sero: I know look at that crowd

Izuku: what a moment what a feeling,what a accomplishment this is on your part what you just went through going out,dealing with...natural obstacles of life difficult people,arranging,planning annoying friends, many of whom your siting with right now

Nezu: he's not wrong

Aki: yea it a lot of work to not break the universe bringing y'all here but eh

Izuku:who for some reason required unnecessarily complicated back and forth talking about "who's going " "when do we leave" and "how do we get there" "why don't you pick me up" "why don't I pick you up" "it's on the way " "its the opposite direction" "my car" "your car" "one car" "two cars" "when are we going to eat did you eat I didn't eat" "are you going to eat I'm starving" "I'm stuffed" "what about the tickets who's got the tickets do you have the tickets" how many times did you hear the word tickets today "don't forget the tickets" "you have the tickets" "yeah i got the tickets!" "Did you get their tickets" " i didn't get tickets for them they gotta get their own tickets they didn't pay me from the last time I got them tickets"

Aizawa: it is really like that with annoying friends

Midnight: hey!

PM: fair enough

The crowd laughs at Izuku

Izuku: ok for this story i brought my dad who is a pro hero but used to be a comedian

All might walks in

Todoroki: I FUCKING KNEW IT

aki: *sweat drops* different universe Todoroki

All might: this involves Izuku as a younger age

All might: anybody that's has a teenager knows that they lie lie and lie that's all they do

Uraraka: but not Deku

Izuku: *nervous laugher*

All might: you know how you know their lying their mouth is moving

The adults are laughing even Aizawa is chuckling

All might: they lie but here's the thing you don't bust them all of the time sometimes their lies are so good that your almost proud of them Your like "and don't you do that again *whispers* that's my fucking boy!" You know my son ran a game on me

All might: I would be like that

All might: my wife inko and I went to Hawaii for vacation and my parents came to stay with him so when we came back we get the cable bill a month later and there's 200 dollars worth of porn charges

All might: I did not think young midoriya would watch that

Mina: it's good that he knows what to do in bed

Jiro glares at her

All might: and we're looking at the bill and I'm mad like mad mad right the dude needs to be taught a lesson because porn is free

Everyone is laughing hard

Midnight: that's why he's mad

All might: like how dumb do you have to be I got porn in my pocket 24 hours a day I'm worried about him as a human being if he's still paying for porn that is the dumbest motherfucking shit ever I am worried of him walking around this world if he's still paying for porn

Kaminari: how dumb are you Izuku

Jiro stabs him with her jacks

All might: i tell my wife "I'm going To go talk to them this is so dumb" in my mind I'm like this is going to be easy conversation because if he lies and you show proof he's like yeah that was me so i have the proof in my hands so I go down to his room and I'm like hey man and he's like yeah and i say you know anything about this

All might: and here's how I can tell he's going to lie to me because i pick up the bill and show it to him he bend over and squints like he couldn't read all of a sudden he started to shake his head like he didn't understand this language anymore and then he says something so stupid he says I'm not familiar

Uraraka: d-did you really say that deku

Izuku: y-yes

Everyone just laughs harder

All might: I'm like what the fuck does that mean your not familiar you don't recognize Japanese you don't know what that is? And he goes I'm not sure what that list of stuff is I'm like it's pots and he's like OoOoHh

Jiro: well Izu you won't need that porn anymore ok *winks*

Izuku turned into a tomato but Mina glares at her

All might: I go you don't know anything about that porn he goes no I go you didn't order that porn he goes no I go oh ok I'm looking at the dates and when the porn was ordered it was when your mom and i were out of town and the only people that were here was you and grandma and grandpa so it was either you or grandma and grandpa

Midnight: he didn't *laughs*

All might: and he looks right at me and says well they do like each other a-lot

Midnight: he did! *dieing on the floor of laughter*

All might: and i was like take it easy there man you know your talking about my mom right you saying my mom watches porn and he goes no I didn't say that you said that
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Screen turns black

Aki: well that seems to be it for this one there will be another part

Mina: aw but it was so funny

A/N

Sorry if I'm making the chapters to slow it's just I'm writing a very long chapter for this story