Chapter 7 Ozzie's

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Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's rimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallentree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitza walks into the office with Y/N

Y/N:Thoes mother fuckers were crazy! i can't wait to kill some more.

Blitza: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitza: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Y/N:I have things to do

Blitza:What things you don't do things.

Y/N:Yes I do I go on walks and kill a whole lot people and find big tit police girl

Blitza:Okay then what about you Moxxie.

Moxxie: Actually Ma,am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitza rolls her eyes.

Y/N:Don't worry Blitza, I can hang out with you if you want.

Blitza:It's fine Y/N, and can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry Ma'am. Maybe another time?

Blitza: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh no. The reservation is for us.

Blitza: Uh huh.

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitza: Mhm.

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitza: I wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. [hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly.] See you lovebugs later!

She whistles on her way out. Moxxie
growls.

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Millie: Relax sweetie, don't let her get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

Y/N:Well you fuck birds have fun I got shit to do.

Y/N walks to the window and jumps through it breaking it in the progress and going home to get ready to wrouning and kill a lot of people in the progress at their anniversary.

Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.

Moxxie fixes her bowtie, Millie walks to her. They both walk off together and Blitza peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitza spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona then we see Y/N come in his black suit and spots all three of them as he smirks.

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Y/N:This is gonna be a fun night

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Y/N:This is gonna be a fun night

Loona: [voicemail] Yeah it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it.

Blitza: Hey Loonie, just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight.

Blitza ends the voicemail and smirks. The we cut to several flickering neon signs. Then it zooms out to the front of Ozzie's and cuts to Moxxie and Millie walking inside the building. Blitza attempts to follow them in, but the bouncer pulls her aside.

Bouncer: Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?

Blitza: Oh yeah. I'm with those two.

Bouncer: This club is for couples only.

Blitza: It's what?

Bouncer: No date, no reservation, no entry.

Blitza looks up and down.

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