Baby Bike Race

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Sasha snuggles closer to her girlfriend, it being her turn to be the big spoon, when suddenly, Meredith shoots up, "Aah!"

This causes Sasha to do the same thing before squinting to see their blonde roommate standing by their bed with a cup of coffee, "George's room is bigger than mine."

Meredith gets out of bed, sighing before tripping over the clothes on the floor. Luckily for Sasha, Meredith walks out of the room, Izzie following her. She huffs before looking at the clock beside their bed, "Seriously. We still have a half an hour till we needed to be up. I could have had morning sex."

Deciding that with the arguing going on throughout the house, she wasn't going to get any sleep, Sasha gets up and heads into the bathroom to get ready. Just when she starts the water for a shower, she hears Izzie's voice, "...I found this box with tapes of your mother performing these amazing medical procedures."

"Really? We should watch them," The bathroom door opens as Meredith joins her girlfriend in the bathroom, "Meredith, do you want to watch-" George is cutoff by Meredith slamming the door shut. 

"Do you have coffee?" Sasha asks.

Meredith opens the door again before grabbing Izzie's mug of coffee and slamming the door again.

"Meredith, do you want some privacy?" George asks through the door.

"What was your first clue? The slamming door or the ignoring you two? Go away!" Sasha shouts when she doesn't hear them walking away as Meredith slides down the door onto the ground.

Sasha kneels down, kissing her girlfriend, "Morning, love."

"Morning."

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Sasha walks with her sister and girlfriend behind Bailey and the other interns, "Fools on bikes, killing themselves-natural selection is what it is."

"Hear, hear."

"So what's up with the Nazi? Is she off her meds?" Alex yawns as he asks George.

George questions the man, "You've never heard of the race?"

As they continue walking, Bailey stops when she spots Chief Webber with Burke and Derek by the board, "Chief, 'Dead Baby' bike race started 20 minutes ago."

Continuing on their way, the Chief's voice echos, "All right, people! Dead Baby bike race day!"

Getting off the elevator, the interns take turns explaining to Alex what is happening, "Ever year, this bar-"

"The Dead Baby Bar. Every year, they hold this underground bike race."

They start gowning up, as Izze asks, "Don't you wonder why someone would name a bar something so disgusting?"

"Keep your panties on, Nancy Drew," Cristina pokes at Izzie as Sasha laughs while tying Meredith's gown before turning to allow Meredith to give her the same treatment.

"The race is completely illegal and-"

Meredith jumps in, "Crazy. Bike messengers racing against traffic, trying to beat each other for free shots of tequila."

Sasha laughs, "And thats why it's mostly only men competing. Women just have to walk into a bar, bat their eyelashes, and usually drinks just appear from the male audience. I haven't had to pay for drink since I turned 21."

Cristina shoves her sister, as Alex offers his two-cents, "All-out, no-holds-barred competition sounds like fun."

"Yeah, until you end up in the ER or dead."

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"The race doesn't even have any rules- except eye-gouging-no eye-gouging," George motions at Izzie as if he were about to gouge her eyes out, drawing a laugh from the blonde.

"We're gonna be trapped in the pit band-aiding up idiots when we could be up in the OR," Cristina complains as the other interns form a line to tie up the gowns.

"But what kind of people engage in a race that has, as its only rule, that you can't rip out the eyeballs of another human being?" 

Alex answers, "Men, Georgie. Men," As Sasha says, "Complete idiots."

Bailey comes back out, "I need someone to get up to the OR floor. The Chief needs a right hand."

They all raise their hands eagerly, except for Meredith, before Bailey sighs, "George."

The others groan as Bailey claps her hand, "Okay, people. The rules of trauma-don't mingle with the ER interns- they don't know their ass from their esophagus," Sasha snorts, "Sew fast, discharge faster. Get bodies up to the OR yesterday and don't let me catch you fighting over patients. Got it?"

They all race into the ER as fast as they can before looking at all the gurneys with bloody people on them.

"It's like candy-" Cristina starts.

"But with blood, which is so much freakin' better," Sasha grins, looking around for a patient.

Izzie and Cristina spot one at the exact same time and start rushing forward, "Mine."

Sasha shakes her head. She then watches as Meredith and Alex start doing the same thing over another patient.

Rolling her eyes, Sasha spots a guy with his head stuck between the spokes of his bike tire, "Mine."

"Hello sir, I'm Dr. Williams. I'm gonna ask you to sit still while I examine your....bike," Sasha snaps on gloves.

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With the help of a couple nurses, Sasha wheels Harrison into an examine room so he won't be bumped by bodies in the crowded ER," Okay, the spokes are starting to cut into the side of his neck, someone page Bailey."

"Sweetheart, as much I appreciate all the help you are giving me, I would much appreciate it if you just pulled the bike off my head so I could get back to my race."

Sasha gives him a stern look, "It's not that easy. Right now, its cutting into your neck and one wrong move, the tire could cut your carotid artery, and you would bleed to death. So please, sit still until we say otherwise."

"Williams, whatcha ya got?" Bailey asks, donning a new pair of gloves.

"Harrison Globberman, Male, 28, with his head in his bike tire. Spokes are starting to cut into the neck, risk of cutting the carotid."

"Possible course of action?"

"Cut the spokes and carefully maneuver his head out then sew up his neck?" Sasha guesses, not sure of herself.

Bailey nods, "Get something to cut the spokes and get him sewn up."

As her resident leaves the room, Sasha gives herself a proud smile before turning to the nurse on her left, "What kind of cutting equipment do we have?"

The nurse nods before leaving to grab the tools as Sasha looks at her patient.

"And why can't we just pull my head out again?"

Sasha rolls her eyes.

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As a couple of nurses pull the spokes apart, Sasha carefully uses a pair of wire cutters to cut the spokes around his neck, "Sweetheart, I appreciate your carefulness, but could you speed it up a little? I have a race to get back to."

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