My first fangan, Romantic Nightmares + WAH = This
Luke: I'm totally useless.
Asahi: You're not totally useless.
Asahi: You can be used as a bad example.
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Sarah: Would you slap Vanessa-
Madeline: Yes.
Sarah: I didn't even finish!
Madeline: Sorry, continue.
Sarah: Would you slap Vanessa for 10 dollars?
Madeline: I would do it for free.
Vanessa: Rude...
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Mawarine: Come on Red , do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Red : Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.
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Briana : Kill me nowwwww.
Taro: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Chihiro: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Sarah: Actually, Chihiro, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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Pinkie-Pie: :)
Poppy: >:(
Pinkie-Pie: Turn that frown upside down!
Poppy: ):<
Pinkie-Pie: Not sure what I was expecting...
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Chihiro on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Chihiro on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Noodle, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Sarah: Gray.
Okamura: Grey.
Noodle, turning to Asahi: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Asahi: Dark white.
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Margret: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Kizana : No, we are mad.
Margret: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Kizana : No, we're not!
Margret: I am not a mind reader, Kizana !
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Chihiro: Okay, two person huddle.
Red : You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Mawarine: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Katie: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
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*Chara teaching Ubersam to drive and taking Sayaka along for the ride*
Chara: That's a pothole. To the left!
Ubersam: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Sayaka, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Ubersam: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Chara, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Ubersam: Country Roads.
Sayaka: To the place.
Ubersam and Sayaka in unison: I Belong! Chara, crying harder: What the fuck?
( CHARA CANT EVEN DRIVE )
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Ubersam: A decision had to be made.
Sarah: And you fucked it up!
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Sarah: I am strong! I beat Pinkie-Pie at arm wrestling!
Natsuki: Anyone can beat Pinkie-Pie at arm wrestling!
Pinkie-Pie: Hey-
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Vanessa: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Taro: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.
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Akiara: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Briana : New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
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Chara: Here's two facts about me.
Chara: 1. I hate hot people.
Chara: 2. I'm a hypocrite.
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Asahi: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Madeline: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Len: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Red , looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
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Nagisa: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
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Sayaka: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
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Asahi: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.
( this generator really likes asahi and i forgot who he was )
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Asahi, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle".
Asahi, in shock: Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"? ( GOD DAMMIT MORE ASAHI )
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Mawarine: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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Six: *watching their house burn down*
Six:
Six: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Natsuki: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
( BI NATSUKI? )
Pinkie-Pie: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before? ( in Romantic Nightmares she's a murderer. lmao )
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ENA: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
( A hetero friend )
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Okamura: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour
( I think this one was done before but whatever )
