Megatron's twin

147: Part 3: The Swap

"Where are we going?" I asked as we walked through the halls

"I'm taking you to Ratchet." He said, "How'd that mission go?" He asked.

"We found a cat-anator." I said.

He scoffed, "I'll ask Magnus."

"Why not Op- Quilly?" I asked.

"On a good day, he has half the cerebral cells you have when you're drunk." He said.

It took me a while to figure out what he meant. "Huh?"

Then Egg (In Meg's veiw- Magnus) came around the corner, "Ayyyyy." She did the finger guns. I did them back.

Meg looked at us confused.

"I can do so much more Uranium now." Egg drawled.

"Ep!" I said and pointed at Meg.

"Oh! You're...." Egg thought on it, "Megsy." She concluded.

"Don't call me that." Meg snapped.

"Yes my lord." She said and bowed lowly. "Where's Optimus?" She asked and clinged onto a wall, must've had a lot of uranium.

"Err."

"I mean, Quilly." Egg said.

"Recharging." I whispered, it took so much effort to remember who we were supposed to be acting like.

"Ok, toodles." Egg waved and off she was.

"What the frag?" Mag muttered.

"Hey, instead of taking me to Ratch-"

"No."

"No what?" I asked.

"Whatever you were going to say." He hissed.

"Aww." I said, "Anyway do you wanna have some bonding time?" I asked, "We were like brothers-" I added.

"No." Meg snapped, "Never again."

"Fine, I'll just bond with Quilly and then we'll be brothers in law-"

"You will do no such thing!" Meg hissed.

"Why?" I asked, "Ohhhhhhh! You're jeealouus!" I teased.

"What?"

"Sorry, but I see you as a cat." I muttered.

"You insufferable-"

"Shhhhhhh, language." I murmured and hugged him, "It's okay. You can express yourself, but nicely." I told him.

"What-"

"Hug me." I requested.

"No!"

"Shhhhhhh. Hug. Me." I demanded.

"No-"

"I'm not gonna let you go otherwise." I added. Megatron was painfully silent before he wrapped one arm around me. "Nice! Progress!" I said.

"Now let me go-"

"Where's the second arm?" I asked.

"You're not getting the second arm-" He started but a squeezed him hard in reminder. He added his second arm to the hug.

"See? You're being affectionate!" I said.

"I'm not. I'm being blackmailed." Meg grumbled sourly and let me go, I kept my side of the bargain and released him.

"Whooo, the ship's spinning." I said as I tried to find support, Meg stepped away. I know! It would be so much easier to drive. I transformed.

"Oh Primus."

I drove into a wall. "Ohhhhhh, a wallll!" I slurred as I reversed and crashed into it again. Megatron decided to pick me up and walk me himself. "You're strong." I noted.

"I had no idea." Meg snorted as he walked into the medbay. He walked into the second room, past Knockout and Airachnid, and to Ratchet and the chickens.

"Where's Jazz?" I asked as Meg popped me down on the berth. Ratchet was staring at us confused.

"I fixed him, he wanted to meet the others." Ratchet said and Meg left, without a goodbye. "What happened? Are you stuck?" He asked.

I transformed. "Nah- Just had some of Megsy's nightmare fuel- anyway-"

"You what?" He asked.

"We found a cat anator." I started as Egg-Magnus hopped onto my lap. "Aww, aren't you cute!" I said as Magnus glared daggers.

Ratchet snorted, "She's been a pain in my afterburner." He said, "And the chicks are after her too." He added.

"Eh?" I asked and he pointed to Gold's berth. Gold still recharging but the others glaring angrily.

"They won't let her go near Gold." He said.

"Gee, what did you do?" I asked Magnus.

"Brrrrrrrrrrrr." He grumbled and sat down.

"Here." Ratchet said and handed me a drink, "It'll sober you up." He said.

"Ehh? Nah." I pushed it away.

"Either drink, or I'll inject you-" I snatched it up and drank. "Good." Ratchet said smugly. I didn't like needles.

I felt the effects almost immediately, "That was fast." I noted and looked down at Magnus, he really knew how to pout. "Wanna go visit Optimus?" I asked.

Ratchet raised a ridge, "I mean Quillux." I corrected. Magnus narrowed his optics and nodded. "Cool, and Egg had some Uranium, hope you don't mind." I added.

Ratchet looked a little confused as I walked out with Magnus.

"Brrrrrck!? "Magnus asked.

"It looks so funny with your frame too." I added.

"BRRRRRRRRR?!" Magnus made to jump out of my servos but I stopped him. He got angry. And that anger is the reason I turned up in my berthroom with very ashy plating.

"What happened?" Optimus asked as I poked him awake.

Magnus started squawking immediately. Optimus looked at him in consideration, "How much did Egg have?" He asked.

I shrugged, "I was too busy clinging onto Meg, Nightmare fuel is so much better if you don't have spark failures because of it." I said.

Optimus' blue optics widened, "What?"

"I had some nightmare fuel, Meg has some-"

"You stole-"

"Just a sip." I shrugged.

"-While in my frame?" Optimus asked.

"Sorry, did I embarrass you?" I tease as I poked him. He stood up.

"I shouldn't have listened to your ideas." He said, "I'm going to find Egg." He said and walked out, I followed with Magnus in my arms.

Suddenly Optimus stopped. "Oh Primus." He muttered.

"What? It my unfitness bothering you?" I asked, my frame isn't that bad.

"Megatron wants to know where I am. Where you are- me?" Optimus paused. "What should I do?" He asked slightly panicked, he looked at Magnus, "Yes, but he wants to have fun." He told Maggie.

"BRRRR!"

Optimus blinked, "Use the sparkbond." He said, "Of course you matter-"

"Just not as much." I finished and Magnus glared daggers, again. "Just tell Meg you're on the ship, you are." I shrugged.

"He wants to know where. And why I'm so uptight." He added.

"Sector 3-b and just loosen up, use some slang! The chicks use a lot of slang apparently." I said.

Then Meg came around the corner.

"Sup." Optimus greeted, looking extremely awkward.

Magnus buried his helm in his wings