Gojo Supremacy

Pick Up Lines (Gojo)

ASTEROID on quotev asked:

Also could I request a gojo x male reader but readers from kyoto and its more of m/c ignoring gojos simpy flirts

So here we are, I hope this meets your expectations >_<

Warnings: The pick up lines are pure google cringe, mentions of death

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You still remember the first time you met Gojo after 10 years or so, the schools were having an event and Jujutsu Tech had traveled all the way to Kyoto to be there. He was as he had always been, loud and outspoken, confident to a fault and attention demanding and beautiful from the inside out....and still trying to date you. You also remember, albeit vaguely, that you hated him back then, hated the ease of his lifestyle, hated how he could afford to be a narcissist, how you were the exact opposite, Getou's betrayal shattered that rose-tinted viewpoint. Now, as your students mingled and bullied each other amongst themselves, you found yourself fighting the blood that dared to rise to your cheeks as Gojo blatantly flirted with you.

"You know I almost forgot your name but I knew it was as beautiful as you."

You turned away, eyebrows furrowing as you externally cringed, your heart refuted the action as your bpm rose erratically. Another thing you hated about Gojo-Menace-Satoru was his....let's say 'distaste' for personal boundaries. He didn't have those and didn't seem to care if others had them, he couldn't have with the way he had smooshed himself against your arm, breath just barely grazing your ear whilst he stared at your beyond the bandages covering his eyes.

"I'd call a professional photographer but somethings wrong with my phone!" Gojo exclaimed dramatically, earning himself a glare from Utahime, his face unbearably close now as you glared at him, still refusing to let up and allow the arrogant man to woo you but with his nose brushing your own you felt as though you could melt.

"It doesn't have your number in it cupcake." He said softly before leaning back, smiling despite the obvious 'dislike' clouding your eyes as you stepped back, nearly tripping over air as you grumbled out a quiet "Leave me alone." Before walking away, face a bright crimson as you stumbled into the hallway.

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You found yourself next to Gojo again the next day, having walked towards with purpose, flirting before he even got there.

"Hey Y/N! You're hand is looking a little heavy, need me to hold it?"

You turned away, shoving your hands in your pockets and ignoring him, choosing instead to watch your students battle in the forest. Yet another thing you absolutely hated about Gojo was that ignoring him was often times not an option, he wasn't stupid by any means, quite the opposite actually. (unfortunately)

"Ignoring me because you're tired? I get it, you've been running in my head all day."

You swallowed thickly, blood once again turning traitor as your face warmed. Yes, you truly could not stand Gojo because he made you feel this way, made your heart beat rapidly and made your breathe shallow, made you feel like an idiotic teen again when you were anything but. You sighed softly, placing your chin in your hand as Gojo kept going, the corny lines embarrassing you and annoying Utahime further.

"You know on a scale of 1-10 you're a definite 9 and I'm the 1 you need, but I hope you know CPR because you're taking my breath away sweetheart!"

You groaned at that, turning to look at your forced companion who grinned down at you. Gojo hummed lightly when you faced him, smile growing when you told him to shut up, as expected you were incapable of escaping Gojo's antics.

"Don't say that!" He exclaimed, slinging an arm around your shoulder to pull you flush against his side.

"Whether you want to admit it not I know you don't mind."

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I'm so sorry if this sucks balls ;-; I tried. In other news I have to leave again tomorrow so don't expect too much from me, I'll try and post when I get back but depending on the day I might die in my bed so- Also tropical storm Ida caused the Mississippi River to flow backwards, what the actual fuck-

-Kyu❤❤❤