===+Car-Crash bloopers+===
the phone fell out of his hand as darkness swallowed his vision-----
"OH *Beep* MY PHONE-" *laughing from Karl who was 'driving' the other vehicle* "Is it okay?!" "Idk lemme check- NOOO IT CRACKED" "NOOO-" "I JUST BOUGHT IT YESTERDAAAY!!" "NOOO, NOT THE NEW iPHONE!" Then Warden! Sam chimed in "For crying out loud...I'll buy you a new one just be quiet, both of you" "Aww, Thanks Wardeeen, Your so swweeet" "Stop talking like that-" "But Sammyyyy it's fuuun" "Don't call me that Karl, And just speak normally." "Buut Sammy~ It's more fuuuuuuuun" "PONK! FOR THE LOVE OF XD DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM-"
Director: "Why is this happening again?! CUT!"
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"Wil...Wil, look at me." I told him, And when he did-
I slapped him, "Y/N WHAT THE *BEEP*-" "BOI YOU KNOW BETTAH THAN TO CHOOSE THAT *Beep* OVER YO BEST FRIEND" "BUT IT WAS JUST PART OF THE SCRIPT-" "IMPROVISE THE LINES NEXT TIME." Dadza in the background is just shaking his head" "both of you, calm down-" "NO, NOT UNTIL HE APOLIGISIES FOR WHAT HE SAID" Phil sighs and tries to negotiate with Y/n to put down the bagel "Y/n- Y/N PUT DOWN THE BAGEL-" "Does that have cheese in it-" "GEORGE WHEN WAS THAT ANYONE'S CONCERN?!" "SHUT IT WILBUR YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK- Yes, George it does have cheese! Along with eggs!" "Y/N THAT WILL STAIN MY SHIRT-" "OH HUSH UP OLD MAN-" "I'M NOT THAT OLD-" *Dream wheezing while walking by*
Director: "Oh for crying out loud- CUT IT OUT YOU BOTH, TAKE FIVE EVERYONE!"
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*+_Double The Love Bloopers_+*
"I'm FoundNotTaken! Or R/n..it's nice to meet you!!"
"Dream, You gotta be less fake than that-" "But I'm not-" Y/n cut him off "Oh, I guess it's just your personality then." "Y/n what the actual *Beep*." Dream spoke up again after thinking for a quick second "Is this because I took your bagel?" "Nooo, It's because you took my dignity- YES IT'S BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY BAGEL-" "I'M SORRY OKAY?!" "UH-HUH, LIKE I BELIEVE THAT! Do you believe that George?" "Uh.." "SEE GEORGE DOESN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU-" "OH YEAH, LIKE GEORGE SAYING 'UHHH' IS A RESPONSE-"
Director: "not another fight...BOTH OF YOU CUT IT OUT"
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"well..if I had to choose..I'd probably choose the one who makes me happy and loves me for me..so..I'd choose.."
"Myself, I ain't no Male-wife" "Y/n that's not the script" "AY, TECHNO! IS THE COFFEE OFFER STILL UP?" "Y/n that's not the script-" Dream got interrupted "YEAH, WHY? YOU READY TO GO NOW?" "But-" George got cut off by Y/n's motorbike "YEP! LET'S GO" "YOOO, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GOODBYE PEASANTS!!"
Director: "BOTH OF YOU- GET BACK HERE- Annd they're gone...Everyone take five...I'm quitting after this.."
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Good as you (Dream SMP x Male reader)
FanfictionHeya there! It is I, Cipher! I'll be your author for this one-shot book here, I'm not really good at writing since I haven't taken the time to practice my writing skills...(The quality gets better each chapter, Even I know the first chapter is cring...
