'I wrote another one as soon as I got here. For the royal family for the banquet... let me know if you think mother would approve!'
'this is how I think the feast is going to go after seeing the royal family and how sansa fawned over the prince.'
'you weren't at the line up.' Theon remarked
'I was at the wall, perched high up so I could see everything!' rina told them.
'Tis the season!
It's a season for elegant ladies!
Reputations dictated by the queen!
Must be perfectly perfect
Must meet every expectation
May god save all our souls!
Winterfell
Dearest listener
The time has come to place our bets
For the upcoming social season!
Consider the household of the Lord Mankret
3 misses foisted upon the marriage market
Like sorrowful sows by their tasteless and tactless Mama
Is she to breathe mama?
When I was your age I could fit my waist into an orange and a half and so shall you!
Tighter
Tighter?!
Ooh! Ooh!' rina tipped forward pretending she couldn't breathe. Another family was joining them a family to which wanted the queens approval for their daughter to marry her son. But rina knew that was doubtful.
'Far better odds might exist
In the household of the Lord Stark
A shockingly prolific family
Known for its bounty of perfectly handsome sons-' she gestured to her brothers.
And perfectly beautiful daughters' she gestured to herself smirking at them.
'okay now I'm acting out everyones parts for this new part so just try and follow along as I switch between siblings' she instructed.
'Ugh, I'm boiling in this dress already'
'Are you to complain the entire time, Katrina?
Well, what else am I good for?
I look rediculous! – that's arya- Do I look it?
Arya, you wish to know what I think you look like?
Bran!
And where's the lovely Sansa?
She's only been getting ready the whole evening
Only her whole life
Well, I'll go fetch for her
No, I'll go fetch for her
She likes me better than you anyway
And who says that?
Everyone says that
Ugh, sansa! You must make haste!' rina yelled making her brother laugh.
Should you think she heard me?
How very perfect indeed
Okay this next part is sansa's how I think it will go tonight.' rina informed them.
'This is only the beginning
Of the life that I'll be living
I'm dreaming of a match for love
Just like Mama and Pa had done
So Father I'm marrying for love
Tis the season, it's a season for elegant ladies
Must be marvelous down to every seam
Must be perfectly perfect, with impeccable reputations
So may she save us all!' rina smirked.
'okay jon, theon hold back robb please.'
'what?' robb questioned but theon and jon grabbed hold of him
'Where is he?
If your brother is to be obeyed as Lord stark
He must act like Lord stark
Theon, Jon, where is Robb?
I do not know... this your part Robbie...
Just hold me closer now
Our time is running out
Ros, you know it's half-past nine!'
'you little-' robb got out of theon and jons grasp and started chasing her around as she sung. Tyrion couldn't help but laugh.
'My lord, just stop the time!
Just put it in your pocket, and lock it away
You know I cannot stay
Ros, my duties they await
So I'll see you Saturday... robb, robb stop!' rina screamed as he picked her up. 'I have more people to make fun of!' she declared.
'There's a reason, there's a reason for all of this crazy
The only word that matters is the Queen's!- I mean that what she thinks right?
Today is a most important day
And for some, a terrifying one
For today is the day
London's marriage-minded misses
Are presented to Her Majesty, the Queen
To the Queen!
Presenting, ladies Prudence, Philipa, and Penelope Mankret
All escorted by their mother
The right honorable Lady Mankret
Your Majesty
We're as perfect as we seem
Not the cake but with the cream
Think I forgot how to breathe!
A glimmer of displeasure
And a young lady's value plummets to unthinkable depths
Presented by her mother
The right honorable lady stark
Miss Sansa stark- I imagine this is how tonight will go... I heard her practising in her room as well.' Rina said laughing.
'Don't trip, don't falter
Just make it to the altar
Don't break, don't crumble
Make certain you're perfectly humble
Show Her Majesty, the Queen
That I'm more than worthy
Don't you let it show that you're more than nervous
Finally, I'm living with a purpose
Must be calm and cool, collected at the surface
Must be perfectly perfect
She's perfectly perfect
Must be perfectly deserving
She'll be the diamond of the season
Don't trip, don't falter
Just make it to the altar
Must be perfectly perfect
It's a season, it's a season for all of the ladies
It's a season, ah
Perfectly perfect
Must be-
Flawless, my dear' rina smiled at her brothers. 'well... what did you think?' they shared a look before bursting out laughing.
'that was brilliant Rina!' jon said
'yeah great! Thanks for adding me in there.' theon joked punching robb in the arm.
'I think you could take out my bit and it would be better but overall... really cute kat.'
'awe why thank you!' suddenly a slow clap was heard and rina spun around. 'fuuuuuck.' She muttered hiding behind her brothers. 'I just made fun of his sister... do you think he likes his sister?'
'I think we are about to find out.' Robb said. 'hello lord Tyrion, welcome to winterfell.'
'thank you... you must be Robb and you...' he looked past them to rina hiding and blushing profusely. 'I would say the lovely katrina but she is supposed to be married and living else where...' Tyrion said but knew the engagement had been broken off. Due to the lord sudden death.
'oh... um no.' she said stepping forward. 'I'm Ros.' She stuck out a hand but then put it down at her side. 'probably don't want to shake that, don't know where its been, well I do. With robb and theon but not my Jon, my good boy.' Rina said pointing at each brother. Theon and robb swatted at her.
'lovely to meet you lady katrina. I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your would be husband.' Tyrion went on.
'oh yes, sad. So sad,' she drew a tear down her cheek with her finger. 'someone help me restart my broken heart!' she pounded on her chest and whipped her head around a smile on her face. Her brother tried to withhold their laughter. 'well I should be off, back to the brothel... you know me...' she teased. 'robb theon... see you boys later.' She joked 'lovely to meet you my lord, feel free to stop by the brothel and ask for ros.' She winked at him backing out of the room.
'I was there already, I met ros. Her tits were at least double yours.'
