Five Nights at Talking Tom's With Paul Dano
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    Chapter 22- this ain't build a bitch

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    Over the course of the tour, everyone fell in love with Paul. He inspired so many people. Also he made an ep called "penis queef whore brownie". He works fast like omg
    And for the last show, which was at their hometown, they let him be the opener. 
    Before he got on stage, he heard people screaming his name
    "Fucking hell I'm just the opener" Paul said to himself 
    "But people love you" Fred said, putting a hand on Paul's shoulder "Now go show them, love"
    "Okee"
    Paul walked onto the dark stage with a his mic. He took center stage and spoke
    "What's in a man's pants that you'll also find in a girl's pants?"
    The audience screamed like omg it was A RIDDLE!!!!!! 
    After a few seconds, he spoke up 
    "Me" 
    SLAY GIRL THEN THE LIGHTS TURNED ON AND HE WAS FUCKING UP THE STAGE NOT LITERALLY HE WAS JUST DANCING AROUND TO HIS MUSIC 
    YES HE SUNG BAD ROMANCE SLAYYYYYYYYY
    Yeah he performed his whole ep so this was his set list:
    1. Bad Romance 
    2. Ice Ice Dildo 
    3. Build a Bitch
    4. Discord 
    5. Take a Hint (feat. Fred Durst)
    Then there was one more than NOBODY had heard, except for some people yeah. There were rumors about the song and stuff, but no confirmation about its existence. 
    Paul decided to address it
    "So like um I know there's been rumors about me making a secret song and that is so true yasss!" 
    THE AUDIENCE WENT CRAY CRAY
    "It's about my dad. I hate that bitch-"
    "I hate him too" a voice interrupted. 
    Paul looked around for the voice, then found him sitting by the drum kit.
    IT WAS RYAN FUCK YES STAN HIM FUCK YES1!1!!!
    "RYAN!" Paul screeched 
    Ryan put on sunglasses "Let's perform this bitch"
    Paul smirked and turned to the audience "Yeah. It's called toxic. Enjoy"
    The lights went dim, but then when Paul started to sing, green lights shined on him.
    "Daddy, can't you see I'm running?
    A guy like you should wear a warning
    You're dangerous, he's dying
    There's no escape, we killed Dave
    Piece of shit, daddy, tag you're it
    You're dangerous, I'm hating it
    Too high, go back down
    Losing your head, spinnin' 'round and 'round
    Do you hear me now?
    With the smirk on your lips, I'm gonna die
    You're toxic, Bella slipped under
    With a taste of your murder paradise
    You're addicted to kids
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    And I hate what you do
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    It's getting late and you called me up
    You took a sip from my devil's cup
    Slowly, I'll be killing you
    Too high, go back down
    Losing your head, spinnin' 'round and 'round
    Do you hear me now?
    With the smirk on your lips, I'm gonna die
    You're toxic, Bella slipped under
    With a taste of your murder paradise
    You're addicted to kids
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    And I hate what you do
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    With the smirk on your lips, I'm gonna die
    You're toxic, Bella slipped under
    With a taste of your murder paradise
    You're addicted to kids
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    With the smirk on your lips, I'm gonna die
    You're toxic, Bella slipped under
    With a taste of your murder paradise
    You're addicted to kids
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    Fucking kill me now, with your lovin' now
    I think I'm ready now, I think I'm ready now
    Fucking kill me now, with your lovin' now
    I know you're ready now"
    Obviously Paul got a standing ovation.
    He kinda just stood on stage, smiling at the fans. So did Ryan ofc.
    They were so loved
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