Two Worlds Collided | Loki x Fem!reader

Part 8 | Bowtruckle

"FRED, STOP THAT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!"

"Told you" Loki snickered, whizzing past on his broom as you dodged yet another bludger.

"Zip it Laufeyson."

"Good teaching professor" Harry grinned, flying in dizzying circles around you.

"Harry, if you don't stop that you won't have to worry about Voldemort anymore."

"What? Why?"

"Because I'll get to you first, now go find the snitch."

"I don't think you're supposed to threaten the students" Snape drawled from his spot in the stands, talking into the magical microphone usually used by Lee Jordan.

"Well that's why they're winners" you smirked, flying over the game with Loki, critiquing where needed. "HARRY, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND CATCH THE BLOODY SNITCH!"

"I'm trying!" he shouted, speeding after the little golden ball. "It's a little harder than it looks!"

Without missing a beat, you snatched the ball out of the air just as it whizzed past you, much to Harry's annoyance.

"Oh come on!" he grumbled, taking it from you. "You've been playing for more than three times my lifetime!"

"Excuse me?!" you mock gasped, holding a hand to your heart. "Just how old do you think I am?!"

"Ancient" Snape commented.

"How can you even hear us??"

"Magic" he said sarcastically.

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Currently, you and Loki were preparing your next defence against the dark arts class, ending in you chasing a bowtruckle around the room.

"Get back here you little shit!" You panted, sprinting after the little creature.

"Darling you're not helping" Loki chuckled from the front of the room.

"Shut it. You little bi-"

"Hello little one" Loki mused, shutting your mouth with magic as the first year poked her head through the door. "How may I help?"

"Hi Professor Loki, I was just wondering if you might know anything about the history of goblin rights?" She asked, nervously pulling and unrolling the corner of her parchment. "Sorry to bother you."

"That's alright dear, I've met many goblins in my lifetime. What's your assignment?" He smiled, his tall frame crouching down beside the eleven year old.

"Good with kids, you should marry him" a voice whispered in your ear.

As your mouth was still sealed with Lokis magic, a muffled string of curse words could be heard as you whipped your head around to see Tony sitting behind you, eating blueberries.

"Where the fuck did you come from?? Go away!" You hisse after finally opening your mouth, glaring at him.

"Marry him" he sang out, slipping out the door just as the girl rolled her parchment.

"Thank you Professor!" She beamed, picking up her bag and turning to leave. "Oh, hi Professor Y/n! I have your class tomrrow!"

"Hi sweetie, how's your essay going?"

"Better now that Professor Loki helped!"

"That's great!" You smiled, trying to roll your eyes at Lokis smug expression behind the first yet. "I'll see you tomorrow."

"Bye Professors!"

And with that, she scampered out the door.

"Darling you can't swear in front of the children" Loki sighed, watching in amusement as you continued chasing the bowtruckle around the room.

"In my defence, I didn't know there was a child. Also, how the hell did Tony manage to get in here??"

"Through the door I presume."

"Very funny" you replied sarcastically, rolling your eyes at his proud smirk.

"Thank you, I do pride myself on being quite the entertainer."

"Oh shush."

*This timeskip was brought you by ha ha ha ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive*

"This doesn't make sense!" Ron exclaimed, slamming his head down on the table.

"That is mahogany!" You gasped, pushing him to the side to check the desk. (Effie reference anyone?)

"Are you alright Ron?" Harry asked tentatively, thanking Hermione who had just caught his bowtruckle that was trying to run away.

"Yeah" he muttered, leaning back in his seat with a sigh as the bell rang.

"If haven't finished todays work, please finish it for homework due next lesson!" You called out, knowing nearly everyone had finished.

Ron rolled up his parchment and slid onto Hermione's desk, picking up his bag and beginning to leave.

"Ron, you need your work" Harry called out, holding up the scroll.

"Nah, Hermione can do it for me, she's smart."

"The audacity of that child" you hissed, seeing Hermione's face fall slightly. "Don't you dare do it for him, you focus on yourself and not that idiot. Lazy, honestly."

"Thanks professor" she sighed, giving you a watery smile as you strode out the door.

"Ronald Weasley!"

"Yes Professor?"

"I believe this belongs to you" you glared, handing him the parchment and folding your arms. "She is your friend, not a slave. Do it yourself, and catch you at that again there will detention. Understood?"

"Yes" he mumbled, red tinting his cheeks as people chuckled around him. "Did you have to yell at me in the hallway?"

"I think it taught you a lesson."

On your way back to the classroom, you ran across the other two again.

"If he tries to push his work onto you again, come and tell me, or send me a letter" you told the girl.

"I will, thank you Professor" she grinned, hitching her heavy bag further up her shoulder.

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That last part was kind of pointless, building up to Dramoine and I just wanted to throw a quote in there😌

Enjoy me posting early (Or late) for once