BANNED • bsd

relationship

[smartest badass to exist]

smartest badass to exist
hello friend

future anti-hero
well hello friend

smartest badass to exist
i do not know your name

future anti-hero
nonsense!
it is y/n
may i know your name?

smartest badass to exist
you may call me ranpo
it is a pleasure to meet you y/n

future anti-hero
such a pleasure to meet you too ranpo

smartest badass to exist
i require your help in a quest

future anti-hero
what is this quest you require my help in?

smartest badass to exist
my dear co-workers were boring
annoying even
and they were asking why dear me was on my phone

future anti-hero
may i ask what your dear answer was?

smartest badass to exist
i told them to kindly go away
but that got their interest and they started speculating things

future anti-hero
mhm

smartest badass to exist
now they came up with this terrible idea that dear me is dating
oh no
help

future anti-hero
what happened?

smartest badass to exist
they said
that they want to talk
to my 'partner'
but i don't have any

future anti-hero
oh shit
uh
tell them you're not dating anyone?

smartest badass to exist
i've already tried
multiple times
they're not listening

future anti-hero
do you have any friends you can ask to pretend

smartest badass to exist
i thought of poe first
but
he isn't available today
and
they know who poe is

future anti-hero
miko
from the server?

smartest badass to exist
a discord kitten?
no
that will assume things

future anti-hero
damn
then your totally lost

smartest badass to exist
they should've just listened to me
i've been trying to tell them i'm not dating anyone
i was just searching up things and reading random fan fictions only to bully every single mistake
yet they still assume things