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Funny Conversations 2

Most wise words from Fernanda (FluffyFireGirl ) U will ever hear

1-
-I'm playing a game on AoT and in the turtorial-
I'm playing as Jean
Me: Is there a titan around that corner?
Fern: yes
Me: -grapples to wall like fuk U-
Fern: Jean, I don't mean to alarm you, but there is a hook up your ass

2-
-running as Jean-
Me: uh shaking day botaay
Fern: Mm dat BOOtah
Me: your character is Marco and I'm Jean...
Fuk

3-
-accidentally spins camera view to up his ass-
Fern: I don't mean to alarm you but there is a Jessica up your ass
Fern: it got its camera
And put it up your ass
Fern: he's humping the fucking air
Me: -purposely leaves the position like that- dat BOOtah shake
-is playing Call Your Name-
Fern: da music

4-
-hears Titans footsteps-
Me: ohhhh fuuuuck -clings to wall but doesn't work-
Fuck
-pauses game-
Fern: -slurp- she's up UR ass

5-
Me: the hook isn't up his ass it is coming from his ding dong
Fern: remove your ass

6-
Me: -looking for titan-
Me: -sees big titan and gets scared as fuck-
Me: -pauses game and falls on floor and me and Fern are both laughing-
Mum: GOIT YOUR TOO FUCKING LOUD

7-
Me: -plays game again and sees titan- fuk dat shit -quits-
Fern: SIGGGHHHH
me: back
The
Fuck
Up
Before
You
Get
Smacked
The
Fuck
Up
Fern: wat -inhales deeply with anger-

8-
Fern: Cus we gonna die young
Nup
Yep
Okay
FANTASTIC
that is so cool omg
Fern: IMMA go full screen-
Me: no shuts given

9-
Fern: hook up your ass mother fucker
Me: oh god

10-
Me: how about the hook being his ding dong
Fern: wut
Me: Yus U heard me

11-
Me: -shoots grappling hook at wall- HE CAN FLAH
Fern: nee naw
Me: dafuq