Dream: So, how exactly is Aimsey your daughter in law??
Foolish: Well, she married the Mansion I created so technically it makes me her father in law.
Dream: . . .
Foolish: Yeah.
Dream: . . . What is with people marrying something that isn't human?
Aimsey: *shrugs*
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Wilbur: Why did you torture Tommy?!
Dream: Because he was committing arson, now why did you create a government?!
Wilbur: 0_0" Who told him-?
Callahan: -_- *The System Snitched*
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George/Sapnap: *making odd noises and acting like cave man*
Aimsey: *scared as she holds Shroud*
Foolish/Dream: . . . *Disturbed*
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Tommy: Why is Dream holding Shroud?!
Foolish: Because George and Sapnap nearly killed him and Aimsey.
. . .
Foolish: That, and because I'm comforting Aimsey so my hands are full.
Dream: Take it, take it, take it.
Shroud: ^ ^
=
Me: Hey, I just finished Ace Attorney so now I'm gonna play the crossover it has with Professor Layton!
Literally everyone I have ever met: . . .
???: What's Ace Attorney or Professor Layton?
Me: . . . Every single. Time.
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Kristen: Okay, let's try this. *pulls out a squeaky toy*
Kristen: This is a stress toy, *hands it to Foolish* every time you feel the need to kill, just give it a squeeze.
Foolish: . . . *does so*
*POP*
Foolish: . . .
Kristen: -_-"
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Slime: Jschlatt.
Jschlatt: What.
. . .
Slime: *puts an apple on the table*
Jschlatt: . . .*leaves the room*
Slime: :>
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Ghostboo: How did I betray you?!
Tubbo: You let her marry our Mansion!
Ghostboo: I wanted to protect her!
Michael: Daddy and Papa are fighting.
Aimsey: . . .
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Sally: He won our Daughter's custody. . . Guess it's best he raises her.
=Years Later=
Fundy: *jumps of a bridge*
Wilbur: ?!
Ghost. Sally: . . . I should have had custody.
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~What was it like for children of Gods to hold a small baby or child~
Foolish: *holding Dream* This is my brother, I have only had him for five minutes but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in this room including myself.
~
Eret: W-Well, your brother is pulling my hair Foolish.
Dream: Fluffy!
Foolish: I think the human is curious, it is a human right??
~
Wilbur: . . .
Dream: . . .*sticks his tongue at Wilbur*
Wilbur: -_- *picks Dream up, because he was taller*
Dream: HEY!
~
Karl: *holding a baby puppy*
Sapnap: I don't think that counts. . . Does it? *had Skeppy in his palm, in his diamond form*
Skeppy: >:[
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Dr Jones: Okay, this human was a mistake to make.
Purpled: No kidding. What are you gonna do with it.
Dr Jones: I'll think of something.
~Later~
Tommy: *mission to break them down with being destructive and annoying*
Dream: *trying to not strangle him*
YOU ARE READING
{MCYT} •Mini Stories• <Book 2>
Fanfiction~No One Told Me Books Had A Limit To 200 Chapters.~
