Every summer, thousands of kids head to the Jersey Shore to take part in that East Coast rite of passage: The Share House. Our Ten cast members come together for the summer to live and work in Seaside Heights specially two Omi a girl with a quirky h...
A couple hours later Edmond was asleep I was brushing my hair when Jenni and Nicole along with sam came into my room
"I'm so pissed!" Said Nicole
"What happened?" I asked confused
"I fucking called Emilio, we pretty much argue and you know he said to me "well there's naked girls anyways. Fuck you." And then hangs up."
"That's disrespectful." I said what kind of guy says that
"I can't believe he did that."
"It was not a good idea coming here with a boyfriend."
"Ey." Edmond to a bit of offense to that waking up a bit.
"Oops sorry eddy." Nicole said he goes back to sleep.
"Do you think Ron is actually fucking with me right now?" Sam asked we three became quite I mean
"What do you think?"
"I don't know."
"Yeah, you do. I feel like you know something and you should tell me right now."
"I don't know anything, I just don't know."
"Can you tell me like, what do you think? Like I need advice right now."
"I'd say probably be single for your own sanity."
"I agree." I said honestly
"You guys talked about this."
"I don't know anything, I'm just saying....."
"Nicole, you look like you know something." I rolled my eyes secretly
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"If he wanted to stay with you and snuggle, he would have. But he didn't."
"Excalty he chooses to go to the club and do whatever. I think that should be your decision."
"Do you know something?"
"Look I've heard that Ronnie been dancing around with girls." I said the girls looked at me with shocked what me and Edmond saw him literally dancing with nother bitch
"Really? That's all he did."
"All I'm saying is word but I don't know if it's true or not but be careful with the guy." I said sharply
"I just feel like you guys know something, like, I hope you guys would tell me. Like, I would be very upset if you guys didn't." Then walks out
"She really is fucking stupid I just told her a hint. She's lucky I don't tell her what I saw to make her fucking see the truth."
"Wait what did you see." Jenni asked
"Me and Edmond saw him dancing with some girls."
"You saw that too." Nicole told me, I nod. The next day
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Edmond was feeling much better so me and the girls went out for lunch
"Oh my god I feel like I'm dying." Said Jen
"I'm exhausted."
"I got so pissed last night because Pauly was with a girl, Mike was talking to a girl, and Vinny was talking to a girl and I'm just like "what the fuck."
"This is what I don't get. If all of them are talking to girls, is Ron just sitting there?" I just sipping my drink I know Angelina knows something but she's to chicken to say.
"I'm telling you right now, I didn't see Ronnie do anything. Not last night. Every other night I don't pay any attention to what he does." Yeah right I thought she must know the shit she does. Later I was helping Micheal with dinner when he drops the sauce
"Micheal!"
"We're going have to use the marinara."
"No kidding" I said while I cleaned that mess up let's just say I had to do a bit more cleaning after Nicole spilled champagne and Mike dropped the milk when he opened the fridge but we got dinner finished
"Cheers." Then we all began to eat
"Yo, Klutch was poppin' for real. There was a lot of people." Said Mike I sip my drink interested
"Funniest part was when Ronnie was dancing with that blonde girl. And you looked at me like, "get the fuck out of here." If that's not a red flag to sam then she's dencer than anything
"We're one dysfunctional family." I said changing the subject
"Dysfunctional good." Said Angelina. After dinner we all decide to play a game I sat on Edmond lap
"Who's the president of the I.F.F?"
"Ron." Eveyone said small hints sam if she doesn't get it that's her problem
"It could be Snooki." Of course direct the situation
"What two guys/girls would you have a threesome with? Vinny and Jenni."
"Let's make that happen."
"Snooki and Pauly."
"Omi and Jenni." Said Pauly
"Pauly and Edmond." I said honestly
"Hey now that's what's up." Pauly high fives me
"Ron's turn."
"I have to go with Sam and Vinny." Said Ron
"Oh shiwnger"
"Or just me and Vin. I like that better." Then it was sam turn Edmond snuggled his head into my neck I blushed
"What the fuck! Who the fuck wrote this?"
"What does it say?" I asked
"Which guy in the house would you take a dump on your chest?" We burst out laughing then it was my turn when I look at it
