Harry 😒 has added Barry⚡, Cisco 👋, and Caitlin 🧬 to the group chat
⚡: Hey, guys!
👋: What up?
🧬: Hi, Barry.
👋: By the way, who exactly started this chat?
😒: Observant as usual, Ramon.
⚡: Well, I think we have our answer.
🧬: Did you need our help on Earth-2 with something?
😒: No, Mrs. Snow. My daughter said that I was getting on her nerves and asked me to go bug someone else with my attitude. Her words, not mine.
⚡: Well, maybe you just came on too strong. I mean, I know Iris and I learned that the hard way with Nora when she first arrived.
👋: Yeah, especially Iris. She was a bit of a pushover. 😂
⚡: Please don't about my wife like that.
🧬: Cisco! 🤦♀️
👋: What? She's not even here!
😒: You do know, Mr. Ramon that Mrs. West-Allen will be able to read all of this next time she's in the group chat, right?
👋: Oh...
😒: Also, don't talk to me about your family problems, Mr. West-Allen because we both know you're daughter thinks you're perfect! 😒
⚡: She doesn't think I'm perfect. She was just excited to meet me, that's all.
😒: I think we both know that's not true.
⚡: ....
🧬 : I think that we should all just focus on our kids instead of comparing them.
⚡: Thank you, Caitlin.
👋: Plus, we know yours are better, Barry 😉.
😒: That's it! I'm adding Mrs. West-Allen.
👋: Wait, I'm sorry, Harry! Just don't add Iris, please!
Harry 😒 has added Iris 🖊 to the group chat.
⚡: Hey, Iris 😁.
🖊: Hi, Barry. What are you all up to?
🧬: Nothing much. Just discussing parenting.
🖊: Why didn't you guys ask me then?
👋: Oh, just because Harry only wanted to talk to his closest friends.
🖊: Hmhm.
👋: 😬
😒: Mrs. West-Allen, why don't you scroll through the previous sections of the group chat?
👋: Wait, no!
🖊: Okay, I don't know if I was going to do it before, but now I'm definitely going to! 😂
⚡: Uh no.
🧬: You took the words right out of my mouth.
😒: Now, this group chat is going to be fun for once.
🖊: Cisco!!!
👋: What? 😳
🖊: I'm a pushover, really! Because I'd like to see one time when I was a pushover towards you!
👋: Well, not towards me. But as a parent, you are.
🧬: Oh, Cisco...
⚡: Okay, stop it, Cisco.
🖊: How would you know? It's not like you have a kid of your own?
👋: So?
🖊: So, you'd have to be able to at least get a girlfriend first!
😒: 😂😂😂
🧬: You kinda deserved that one.
👋: I know. Just like how you deserved the Cold shoulder from Nora when she arrived.
⚡: That's enough!
😒: No, this is getting good!
🧬: Why are you encouraging this?
😒: Because it's fun.
🧬: 🤦♀️
🖊: Oh, you wanna throw down? Let's throw down!
⚡: This is getting out of hand. Everyone just calm down.
👋: Why? So she can insult me again?
🖊: He started this agrument before I even joined the chat!
Cisco Ramon 👋 has left the chat.
😒: 😅
🖊: That's it! We're leaving, Barry!
⚡: Okay, I guess. Bye, guys 👋.
🧬: Bye 👋.
😒: Whatever.
Iris 🖊 and Barry ⚡ West-Allen have left the chat.
😒: So, it's just you and me, Snow.
🧬: I guess so.
😒: I'm going to suggest that you leave before I start throwing insults for entertainment.
Caitlin Snow 🧬 has left the chat.
😒: Good choice.
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