NaLu one shots

Jokes & Dirty Pick Up Lines -J

"Why did the strawberry blush?" Erza blurted out, slamming her hands into the table. Gray, Natsu and Lucy stared at her with wide eyes, waiting for the punch line. "Because she saw the salad dressing!"

Gray chuckled and wiped his thumb against the condensation of the glass. "Everything includes a strawberry, huh?"

"I don't hear you coming up with anything." She rolled her eyes.

"Well... I don't know many of these cheesy jokes." He pouted and turned to Natsu, "How 'bout you? You're unnaturally quiet."

"I'm. Thinking. Of. A. Joke." Natsu separated each word as he stared down at the table with a stressed look.

"Lucy? Do you have any contribution?" Erza asked, snapping the blonde out of her day dream.

"Oh ummm... knock knock." She started slowly.

"Who's there?" They all said together, including Natsu who had given up.

"Boo."

Erza and Gray didn't say anything as they heard this one plenty of times.

"Boo who?" Natsu pushed on, completely focused on her response.

"No need to cry it's just a joke." Lucy smiled as she watched Natsu fall over in his seat, laughing really hard.

Gray winced as Natsu accidentally blew fire into the air, barely missing his ear.

"That was a good one." Natsu clapped and sat back down in his seat. "My turn."

"Go ahead." Lucy giggled and rested her head in the palm of her hand.

"What are oranges' favorite drink?" He bit his lip as he leaned forward in his seat.

"What?" Lucy, Gray and Erza asked together.

"ORANGE JUICE!"

The three other mages sweat dropped and faked a laugh to please him. "That was... great." Lucy lied.

"I know." He said proudly, "hey Lucy?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you a termite?"

"What?"

"Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood."

Lucy's face turned cherry red and yelped, "Natsu, That's a pick up line not a joke!!"

"But they're funny!"

Gray and Erza smirked at the two partners.

"What's the difference between a car and an erection?" He grinned and leaned closer to whisper in her ear, "I don't have a car."

Lucy shivered and his her face in her hands.

"Hey Luce you have a lovely voice. It'll sound better muffled by my d-"

"-NATSU!!" She shrieked. Natsu smiled slyly.

"Hey do you like whales? Because we can go humpback at my place."

Gray and Erza were full on laughing by now.

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"You're adorable..." Natsu said suddenly. Erza and Gray seised their laughing and Lucy looked up in surprise.

"Huh?" The blonde blushed.

Natsu blinked and shook his head. "N-nothing never mind. I ran out of pick up lines."

Gray smirked as he realized Natsu's feelings. He leaned over and whispered into Erza's ear, and she soon started snickering.

Lucy stared at Natsu for a minute before starting a whole new conversation. Natsu seemed to forget what he had just said, but deep down he was mentally slapping himself.

I went too far, he thought.

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Authors Note:

It's a shorter one, Gomen...
The next one will be longer

-Jason