Metaphor

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"Do you prefer your drink to be hot or cold?"

"I prefer it to be you."

"Excuses me?"

"I mean you're hot as fuck. I'm just changing a way to describe my needs. Metaphor, you know?"

"Oh well, then you're a pizza."

"Why?"

"Cause you're greasy, messy and cheesy as fuck."



(◍•ᴗ•◍) Tell me whether you like it or not~

(Actually I'm not sure whether this is metaphor or not but who cares)

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