Me and Jacob get into arguments all the fucking time and he knows just the way to get me to stop arguing and we are arguing right now
Alaina- why do you keep looking at her Jacob it's not fucking fair
Jacob- what's not fucking fair Alaina
Alaina- you stare at her all the god damn time
Jacob- I don't
Alaina- yes you do Jacob
Jacob- ok fine I do stare at her
Alaina- I told you
Jacob- but I think of you I think of how the fuck could she be so hot and here's this girl
Alaina- wtf
Jacob- what
Alaina- nothing
Jacob- alaina your hot tho
Alaina- that's not gonna get you out of this argument
Jacob- your hot tho
Alaina- stop it
Jacob- babe your hot tho
Alaina- Jacob stop it
Jacob- is it working
Alaina- a little
Jacob- see the your hot tho thing always comes in handy
Alaina- well thanks for helping me find a way to get out of our arguments
Jacob- don't you dare use that on me
Alaina- your hot tho
Jacob- no I don't like it
Alaina- why don't you like it
Jacob- cause I don't like it
Alaina- I don't like it either Jacob but you still do it
Jacob- ok fine we never do it again
Alaina- we can do it occasionally
Jacob- once every three months
Alaina- yeah that should work
Jacob- ight bet
Alaina- ight I'm going to sleep
Jacob- I'll be up there in a minute
Alaina- ight love you
Jacob- love you
I kiss him and then I go upstairs and get ready for bed and then he comes upstairs and we get in my bed and go to sleep
