Hiya friends! Been like foreeever! Guess I should pick today's guest!!!
Sonic-Is it gonna be Zane this time?
Nah, is gonna be an oldie, but a still relevant one
Sonic-Bugs Bunny
We don't talk about Bugs! -^- No I don't hate him
Sonic-Who's on your list then?
Let's see *pulls out a list from secret illogical pocket behind my back* Says here "Bugs Bunny (so he really IS on the list), Amy Rose, Tord, Speed Racer, Vinnie from Biker Mice From Mars, and Raphael from TMNT"
Sonic-Who'd you choose?
Tord
Sonic-What?! Why Tord?!
Cuz I've been in the Eddsworld mood again...
Sonic-That bad, huh?
*nods* Anyway, let's welcome our guest!!!
Tord-*walks in* Wow, you did a great job with the decor
Thanks, took me a while though
Tord-Well, kudos to you. Anyway, what's the purpose of me being here?
Ehem, well a few of my friends have given me a list of questions to ask you
Tord-Fire away
Question #1: Why did you become the Red Leader
(This is part of my headcanon btw)
Tord-Enough power to save the world my way *smirks*
Alright alright, Question #2: Are you secretly a demon?
Tord-Well...no. Cuz I'm...actually the devil
Oh sh- IM A CHRISTIAN!
Tord-Relax, I'm not Satan, I'm not your world's definition of the devil
Oh? Alright then. Question #3: Do you like Edd's sister (my OC; obviously not part of my headcanon), Bennie?
Tord-Isn't it obvious? She shares my passion for power! Yet she stays humble and loyal to me
UwU Question #4: Is Ero your daughter or are you not related?
Tord-She is...but I don't wanna talk about that
Alright, and lastly, Question #5: How do you feel about betraying Edd and the others?
Tord-I feel a little guilty. But only for Edd and Matt. Tom, Tom is a waste of air anyway
I see. Well, that's it for the questions today
Tord-Shouldn't you be asleep?
Meh, yeah, but I'm not completely tired yet
Tord-*rolls eyes* Whatever, just at least sleep a little *leaves*
Sonic-Welp, you gonna sleep yet?
Nope! Honestly, this insomnia is nothing to worry about. For now, at least
Shayne-Sleep
No
Shayne-Yes
How'd you even get in?
Shayne-Ehem, this is part of the house that we both live in
Well, you can't make me sleep
Shayne: Ik, which is why I'm not gonna waste my time with you, g'night *goes back to bed*
Welp, I've got other books to update! Take a look at my Book Of Random, cuz ima update it multiple times a day? Maybe. Also, sorry this book isn't as funny as it used to be! With that being said...
SEE YA LATA SUCKAS!!!
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My Blog: Featuring Secrets and Guests
RandomUpdates at least once a week! Feel free to comment on each entry! I will be putting fictional characters in here as guests, so if you want me to use your OC as a guest in here, pls dm me!
