*Gold when he tries to flirt*
Gold: Hey, can I buy you lunch?
Blue: I'd rather have the money.
Gold: Go on. Don't be shy. Just ask me out.
Crystal: Okay. Go out.
Gold: I think I can make you very happy!
Silver: Why? Are you actually going to leave?
Gold: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Bugsy: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Gold: Will you go out with me?
Kimono girl: You're giving me a headache.
Gold: Where have you been all my life?
Yellow: ...Hiding from you.

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Incorrect Pokemon Quotes!
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