you: cross my heart and hope to die
lesso: wait what?!
you: hmm?
lesso: what did you just say?
you: what did i say? *confuse as hell*
lesso: don't play around, that wasn't funny
you: huh?!!!!
dovey: what's going on?
lesso: y/n is hoping to die
dovey: what?! why would you hope for that?
lesso: am i not enough for you?
you: no wait.. what the fuxk
lesso: you literally said "cross my heart and hope to die"
you: oh~ *laughing*
dovey: well????
you: it's just part of a song that I was singing to, cross my heart and hope to die welcome to my darkside
dovey: oh thank goodness
lesso: just sing the whole thing then, don't just stop halfway!
you: *hug lesso* you're so cute when you're mad
dovey: please you always think she's cute
you: of course
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short stories || lady lesso × fem. reader
Fanfictionto all my lady lesso simps out there, these are just short stories/chats with lady lesso. (i am in love with her so obv there's gonna be alot of oneshots) note that you guys are already in a relationship(in most of the one shots) there are some smu...
