aubergine piece of shit. 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣...

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by nitonomaly

by nitonomaly

YOUR GETTING CLOSER TO YOUR AUBERGINE MAN!! HE MIGHT LOVE YOU SOMEDAY \\\7

PICK UP THE FAX PICK UP THE FAX GRAND CANON GRAND CANON GRAND CANON

again he wants you to follow him

im gonna do my own story now

"hey old sport! youve been doin great! i seen all those fuzz out there, i think they know what 'append. or..maybe its just phone fucks way o' sayin he knows what we did. not sure which one. anyway, i was thinkin, after all this blows over, lets go to vegas, just me and you, sportsy!"

"i love you, purps"

"i love you to sportsy. now lets get fuckin raw, go tell em stuff thats not true aight?"

"yeah ok"

"great, i know i can always count on you, old sport"

*you do that bud, also do cocaine and get drugs from matt. you know he has them. dont fucking lie to me sportsy*

you go back after that

"so whatd ya tell em, old sport?"

"i said that candys just had a murder. it was true but idc"

"its fine, ya did great sportsy! soon all this shit will go down and then we can go to vegas. like real men."

"only real men go to vegas"

"damn right"

you go get cocaine from matt

yum!

"sportsy, wtf are you doin?"

"uh-d-drugs"

"share that cocaine sportsy<3"

"oh, um ok..."

*you share it and drink some fancy red juice*

"hey sportsy..."

*your both drunk now btw*

"yeah?"

"i love ya"

"dave...i love you to...."

*EW EW LOVE KISSING BLAH BLAH MLEHM KISS SMOOCH LOVE*

TELL ME WAT DO WITH THIS REST OF THIS GUYS HELP!!1!11one!!121!!!