Card painters: Da dee dee da da da, Doodle de do, dee do dee do, bum bum bum bum, painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red, we dare not stop or waste a drop, so let the paint be spread. We're painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red! Painting the roses red, and many a tear we shed, because we know they'll cease to grow, in fact, they'll soon be dead. Noooo! And yet we go ahead, painting the roses red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. Painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red...
Alice: Oh, pardon me, but mister Three, why must you paint them red?
Card painters: Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, miss: we planted the white roses by mistake. And, the queen, likes them red. If she saw what we said, she'd raise a fuss and each of us would quickly lose his head.
Alice: Goodness!
Card painters: Since this is the thought we dread, we're painting the roses red!
Alice: Oh dear! Then let me help you! Painting the roses red...
Alice & Card painters: We're painting the roses red. Don't tell the queen what you have seen, or say that's what we said, what, we're painting the roses red...
Alice: Yes, painting the roses red...
Card painters: Not pink, not green...
Alice: Not aquamarine...
Alice & Card painters: We're painting the roses red!
Card painters: The Queen! The Queen!
Alice: The Queen!
Card painters: The Queen! ...
Queen: Cards, halt! Count off!
Cards: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack.
Alice: The rabbit!
White Rabbit: He...he... her imperial highness, he... her grace, her excellency, her royal majesty, the Queen of Hearts! And the King...
A card (or perhaps Mickey Mouse?): Hurray!
Queen: Hum... Who's been painting my roses red? Who's been painting my roses red? Who dares to taint, with vulgar paint, the royal flower bed? For painting my roses red, someone will lose his head!
Three: Oh, no! Your majesty! Please, it's all his fault!
Two: Not me, your grace! The Ace, the Ace!
Queen: You?
Ace: No, Two!
Queen: The Deuce you say?
Two: Not me, the Three!
Queen: That's enough! Off with their heads!
Cards: They're going to lose their heads, for painting the roses red, it serves them right, they planted white, the roses should be red. Oh, they're going to lose their head...
Queen: Silence!
Alice: Oh, please, please! They were only trying to...
Queen: And who is this?
King: Uh... well, well, well, now, eh... let me see, my dear. It certainly isn't a heart... do you suppose it's a club?
Queen: Why it's a little girl.
Alice: Yes, and- and I was hoping...
Queen: Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes. Curtsey. Open your mouth a little wider, and always say 'yes, your majesty!
Alice: Yes, your majesty!
Queen: Hmhmhmhm. Now, um, where do you come from, and where are you going?
Alice: Well, um, I'm trying to find my way home...
Queen: Your way? All ways here are my ways!
Alice: Well, yes, I know, but I was just thinking...
Queen: Curtsey while you're thinking, it saves time.
Alice: Yes, your majesty, but I was only going to ask...
Queen: I'll ask the questions!
YOU ARE READING
Starfire in Wonderland
De TodoMy future second movie spoof will be based on Walt Disney's 13th animated feature Alice in Wonderland.
