*Tommy had been cast in a Mac and Cheese commercial and decided that he wanted Phil, Techno, and Dream to watch it*
Technoblade: "Do we have to Theseus?"
Tommy: "Yes now shut the fuck up and watch"
*commercial started*
Tommy: "Crafts Mac and Cheese. If your parents don't buy it, stop loving them"
Script writer: No!"
Tommy: "Your take it to the freshman dance, and you'll get to first base"
Script writer: "What?"
Tommy: "You guys DSMP fans?"
Script Writer: "please stop!"
Tommy: "So good you'll wanna fire your grandma"
Script Writer: "Cut!"
Tommy: "Like laying in a warm wet bed, that your not ashamed of"
Script Writer: "Holy shit!"
Tommy: "If you don't like it I'll fucking find you!"
*the commercial ends and everyone is in silence*
Tommy: "so did you like it"
*the three looked at each other and came to a silent agreement*
Dream: "yes tommy it was lovely, great job"
Technoblade: "hm"
Philza: "good mate, wonderful"
Tommy: "Hell yea I wonder when Im gonna get my next call"
*everyone nervously laughed while tommy was over joyed*
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Argument One-Shots DnB
Fanfictionstupid arguments between Dream and Technoblade. Might have some swearing. you have been warned This will be on a random update schedule. cover art credit goes to original artist, i sadly dont know who made it.
