Tw: Mentions of suicide if you're sensitive on the topic I'd advise to not read this story<33
Tw: This story consists of cursing<33
Tw: Very bad writing mostly on characters expressing emotions😰 Also sorry that there was no intro but there's nothing much to say so I'll keep it short and say it here<33 So as you probably could have guessed Dazai and Chuuya aren't even close to being friends both of them view each other as "weird"😔 AND THIS FANFIC WILL INCLUDE OTHER CHARACTERS FROM BSD! I'll probably include Shin soukoku but I'll put an edit mentioning ships I'll use in the chapter! Also, I know some of you won't read it till the end but if you did and have any ideas for chapters I could write please write your suggestions! But I'd love to keep this fanfic vanilla🥰
The sun has already risen, the birds were chirping. On Dazai's balcony, there was a chubby cat licking itself and hissing at birds that flew by Dazais apartment. The ginger cat with white and black stripes got bored of viewing the magnificent view of an early morning in Yokohama and just entered the apartment like it owned the place and just sat opposite of Dazai. Dazai groaned as he moved his hair off his pretty, smooth face. Wait a moment. Dazai nor any of his family members have a cat! Dazai instantly shoot up and looked around his room realizing that the cat was on his precious bandages! That he had...a lifetime supply of..for whatever reason. Mackerel tried to stand up but instantly fell on the ground..seriously who leaves their clothes on the ground even though they know that school starts tomorrow? Well, who can blame Dazai he was thinking of a perfect suicide plan yesterday. As sad as it sounds it didn't work
After a while, Dazai finally caught the cat which took an embarrassing 10 minutes to catch...Dazai looked at the little chubby dude and sighed. He always wanted a cat.
"Huh, where should I put you? Hm? I think I saw you before..eh whatever" Dazai carefully set the little fluff ball on his bed and started to dress into the school's uniform. Which sadly consisted of a basic blue sweater and blue or black pants (This uniform is based of my irl uniform 😞) it didn't make his beautiful features that he was so proud of stand out. After he put on his dark uniform yanked the cat and hurried downstairs before his father woke up.
"Dazai?" A low deep voice came from the kitchen. That was his dad. A white haired man in his 60's came out of the shadows eyeing Daza.
'Oh for fucks sake...' Dazai cursed under his breath before hiding the cat behind his back. He walked next to the table slowly and carefully to not hurt the small animal he was carrying and put on his most convincing smile and looked at his father.
"Yes, dad?" Dazai spoke in his almost singing-like voice.
"Dazai I know that you're hiding something from me. Come on I won't get mad just tell me what it is" His dad sighed and continued to bake the already burnt eggs with bacon..the view of the eggs was uhm..not so pleasing.
"What? Hiding? I'm not hiding anything from you! I wouldn't dare haha!" Dazai awkwardly laughed and hurried to the front door to release the fluff ball into the wild. He twisted the doorknob and opened the door letting the cat go out of his bandaged hands
"There you go little chubby cutie" He petted the cat one last time and looked at the shining from the sun street. The street was beautiful no no it was magnificent it had a few cherry trees scattered around the small neighbourhood? His school was near the block so there were many students walking to school with their friends or lovers. Suddenly Dazais eyes caught a short ginger walking with his friend group that consisted of bandits and other kind of disturbing people and of course a few fangirls following behind them. That's the "mister popular and handsome Chuuya."...seriously who could love that little ginger slug. He was neither as handsome as him or had any better temper. Chuuya always made Dazai full of himself, thanks to him Dazai didn't hate himself that much.
"Dazai the eggs are done" Dad shouted from the kitchen.
"Yes yes I know I'll go inside." Dazai sighed and closed the door after taking one last look at the small slug with a weird looking hat.
After Dazai finished the burnt eggs he thanked his dad and tried to sneak out the door.
"Mister Dazai Osamu, aren't you missing one thing?" His father walked out of the kitchen and spoke with an irritated voice.
"Uh...no I don't think so.."
"Your backpack dumbass!" Dazais dad laughed and lightly patted his son on his shoulders and then shuffled his hair until it was messy enough for a bird to live in it as a new nest.
"Dad! I just brushed my hair!" He sighed and then gave him a sweet smile. He was lying he never gets the motivation to brush his hair."I'll get you back at this just you wait, dad!" He snickered before waving hus dad goodbye and going out the front door again but this time with his backpack on his back.
Upon arriving at the school he got attacked by Atsushi "Dazai! You're late like 5 minutes Kunikida is gonna kill you!" Atsushi looked at him worried and hid behind the taller male "If you see Kunikida please say that I died. Thank you!" Atsushi chirped but still remained hidden from Kunikida behind Dazais chocolate coat. WAIT A MINUTE HE'S GOING AGAINST THE SCHOOLS DRESS CODE! How dare he! Whatever Kunikida is gonna see it and after he does...all we can do is pray for Dazai's safety and his ears.
Still, Dazai didn't get how he had so many wonderful friends that trusted him nonetheless after all he was the lefts schools outcast. Hopefully this year at least Atsushi or any if his friends will go on the left side of the school (explaining it simply the school has two parts of the school: the right and the left. The students that go there have a few differences in the right all of the students are taught about mathematics. Literature and stuff like that while the left was taught about fighting and other stupid shit. Now the two sides are like different schools because they never see each other except at the start and end of the year and if they're lucky prom or Easter. Even the time when school starts is different the left side of the school starts early in the morning around 5 am and ends late around 6 pm. While the right starts at 10 am and ends at 5 pm. The only reason why the left had to go early in the morning and go home late is that all of them were counted as the "strongest" so 70% of the classes were P.E.which took a lot of time to practice all abilities and how to see others weaknesses)
After the first bell rang the head master who they called 'director' took a step on the stage and started his long and boring talk about how the new year in schools is a new step in life and how he's happy that so many students reunite here and stuff. Seriously Dazai couldn't give any fucks about his talk so he started to look around before the director called out those who will go to the left side and who will go to the right side.
There was only one person who caught his attention and it was the one and only Chuuya. Why him? Every time! Every time he looked around the only person he saw was him. That stupid shitface! Like last year wasn't enough of a hell with him! But why? Why did his brown eyes only catch a glimpse of him? He hated him! Right? They always fight and curse at each other wishing that wouldn't see each other again but why does his ginger hair and his grey eyes and those stupid gloves always catch his attention and of course his weird taste in clothes and shoes. They were rivals since childhood!
At that moment Chuuya started to laugh at some stupid joke his 'friends ' made after a while he started to tear up from the laughing. That..that made Dazai feel something he never did..his laugh was like a sweet melody he would listen to all night in the hopes to fall asleep. He quickly turned his gaze elsewhere just not to that ginger..his heart couldn't take it anymore. Is feeling these feelings to a man acceptable? He's a man and he's blushing at another man??? But he still wondered why did he always feel like this? He always was and still is jealous of his 'friends . His blood boils looming at them how dare they talk to Chuuya?? No no Dazai you're not jealous. You just hate everything about that slug so of course it includes his ugly and stupid 'friends' It's not his first time glaring at him in fact he glared at him all last year. Was that sweet like a melody laugh the thing that made him feel this way? His voice always had that angry temper on it. But when he laughed his voice just becomes so sweet just as sweet as caramel candy that Dazais dad always had.
I'm not gay. Or am I? That was the question running through the poor brunettes brain at all times. He loved women. Well. Not really. He only wanted to commit double Suicide with one. That's all he had no romantic feelings to women. He bringer his bandaged hands go his face to wipe the sweat of his face while his mind repeated you just have an exquisite taste to the ladies.
"Alright, students it's time for me to declare who will go to the left side! And this year we thought to make the left side have apartments with roommates! Your parents and guardians said it's better for the students to sleep in dorms than waking the parents early in the morning and then coming back home to study for an hour and go to sleep. So Let's get started with the roommate duos also remember boys can't have girls over and girls can't have boy's over! And uhm other genders cant have.. hmmm..I'll figure something out haha.." The head master who loved to call himself 'director' happily declared before taking the short list out and clearing his throat "Let's begin"
